Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

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I cant stop laughing at the timing of these two articles.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-turns-dark-25501570

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ole-gunnar-solskjaers-captaincy-plans-25501248?utm_source=mantis_rec&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=more_like_this

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm gonna miss this thread. It was the best of the series so far. It would be magical if this series could continue as I'm not ready to let go.

[Scott_M]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

I don't think Ole has gotten the credit he deserves - of their last 4 managers only Mourinho has a higher winning %.

Should have stayed the course. Or trusted the process.

 

 

Gary Neville compared his and Klopps first 99 games. Solskjaer was on for 97 points and the CL this year and winning the league with 99 points next season. 

 

Should have given him more time.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

 

Gary Neville compared his and Klopps first 99 games. Solskjaer was on for 97 points and the CL this year and winning the league with 99 points next season. 

 

Should have given him more time.

 

It blows my mind that people compare their season's, points tally's, results, whatever. It's a completely pointless exercise for hundreds of millions of reasons.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

It blows my mind that people compare their season's, points tally's, results, whatever. It's a completely pointless exercise for hundreds of millions of reasons.

 

Kept the delusion going he was ever up to the job. 

 

Neville did a great job of keeping his mate in a job and prolonging their agony and our enjoyment.

[clangers]

The same confused and incompetent management structure from top to bottom is still in place at Old Toilet. Add to that continuously looking backwards viewing the Ferguson era as a blueprint dominating every decision they make will continue to play out for years to come.

Recruiting Ronaldo alone and trying to accommodate him along with his ego will screw them up for the remainder of this season irrespective of the interim they land on. Hopefully the new temporary manager will trigger a blip in results leading to a long term contract being awarded and we repeat the cycle again.

[Scott_M]

[manwiththestick]

Just seen a clip on sky at half time during the Spurs game, an interview with Crackle done today in which he's reflecting on his time at the wheel, it looks like he was going to cry.

 

[deiseach]

46 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

I'm gonna miss this thread. It was the best of the series so far. It would be magical if this series could continue as I'm not ready to let go.

The only thing that could have made it better would have been Liverpool winning the league and the European Cup during its run.

[Ashberry]

Someone from here must have infiltrated redcafe to suggest Ronald Koeman as caretaker. Even stating he always wins a cup wherever he goes.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Ashberry said:

Someone from here must have infiltrated redcafe to suggest Ronald Koeman as caretaker. Even stating he always wins a cup wherever he goes.

Well at least he wouldn’t get shit for having a red Christmas tree.

[halewood pete]

They are going to spend at least two years struggling to stay in this league

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I can't watch this yet, it's too soon.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

What show was this on? I want to watch it.

[Jordy Brouwer]

7 hours ago, sh#t waffle said:

Is there a single player in their side that 100% gets in our first eleven? They're us in the mid 90s, and they need a minimum of seven players to even start challenging.

I'll put my neck on the chopping block and say that Fernandes, Pogba and Ronaldo would all be in with a shout. 

[Captain Turdseye]

With video, not just audio like the one above. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[Mudface]

 

 

It seems like it was all a dream. A sweet, beautiful dream. And yet it felt so real.

[Josef Svejk]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

With video, not just audio like the one above. 
 

 

Pathetic. 

[Pidge]

When they ask who they should get in, I just get a mental image of thousands of fans of other clubs crammed into a street calling out names like that scene in life of Brian.

 

Give it, Dawwen!

 

"Have we got a Dawwen?" 

 

"We do, sir"

 

"So be it, Dawwen it is!"

 

*Everyone laughs*

[Josef Svejk]

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

36 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Pathetic. 

There isn't enough lube in the world to make it through this video

[Baltar]