Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[magicrat]

Ole's under the wheel. Farewell sweet Prince

[Captain]

Good night, sweet prince.

[sh#t waffle]

1 hour ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Wan Bissaka is a decent talent I think. He puts in a good tackle. 

 

There's loads of talent in that United squad. Loads. That's why this is a sad day. Sad sad day. 

Is there a single player in their side that 100% gets in our first eleven? They're us in the mid 90s, and they need a minimum of seven players to even start challenging.

[sh#t waffle]

With that said it was glorious watching them led by genuinely the worst manager in the league, so today is definitely a sad day.

[Einch]

Thrown under the bus he was driving. Shameful. Thought this was not their way. 

[Bjornebye]

[Arniepie]

18 minutes ago, suzy said:

Absolutely gutting. On Sky Sports News at the moment is Vicky’s programme that sort of replaced the talking about the papers programme. They were going to talk about our game next - and then the news came about Ole! So now it looks like they’re going to spend the whole two hours talking about it. As I was out last night I was looking forward to seeing this. 
oh well - bastards!

Tbf an analysis of a 3 year car crash and the demise of the goblin sounds great tv

[Guest]

Michael Carrick is at the wheel. How will he get on? 

[lebron]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

I think city would have tbh 

They would have just stuck him up front and he would have got them about 25 goals.

 

 

Not to be rude, but if you've seen ANY of Barca's, Bayern's or City's games over the past few seasons, there's NO WAY Pep would put the current version of Ronaldo up front for one of his teams. It would negate pretty much of all his side's strengths, even if he and they would probably thrive off set pieces.

[Jack the Sipper]

Oh well, we got a good run out of him. Certainly longer than I had dared hope for.

 

May the next manager there be as successful as the last four.

[Dr Nowt]

Can only echo this. Will never forget him.

 

[Gnasher]

Its an uncontroversial Big Ron Atkinson / Ryan Giggs dream team for me.

[Dr Nowt]

I feel this would be an opportune moment for someone to remind Ed Woodward that Frank Lampard built a European cup winning squad and won’t be subject to yet another hefty compensation payment.

[Arniepie]

3 minutes ago, lebron said:

Not to be rude, but if you've seen ANY of Barca's, Bayern's or City's games over the past few seasons, there's NO WAY Pep would put the current version of Ronaldo up front for one of his teams. It would negate pretty much of all his side's strengths, even if he and they would probably thrive off set pieces.

So why did he try and sign him?

[Gnasher]

5 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Michael Carrick is at the wheel. How will he get on? 

I'm going for fantastically.

[angie]

All those Ole moments...lost in time...like tears in the rain.

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

So why did he try and sign him?

Probably to bring off the bench in certain league matches and to pitch against the duffer Champions league, fa Cup teams they play.

[Arniepie]

4 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Probably to bring off the bench in certain league matches and to pitch against the duffer Champions league, fa Cup teams they play.

They can do that in their sleep.

He would have managed better than the goblin though.

[Gnasher]

British football has this last hour lost one of the most punchable faces in the history of the football league.

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Man Utd Twitter were all arguing last week. Refusing to turn up at a #GlazersOut protest because the fat lad who organised it originally mentioned #OleOut when he set it up. 
 

The fat kid must be made up this morning. His 10 man protest (via the club shop) definitely contributed to the Watford win. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The least successful stint at the wheel since Brian Harvey ran over his own head.

[KMD7]

Cunt sacking

[Captain Howdy]

Gutted

[Bruce Spanner]

Just watching the lowlights of the Watford game.

 

VdB scores to make it 2-1 and instead of getting the ball back in the centre circle and getting things going he does about five different hand gestures to camera before jogging back laughing and joking.

 

No wonder Oli didn’t play the gimp, acting like a sleeper agent who’s objective was to get the little eunuch cunt sacked, cunt.