Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Leyton388]

He needs time and another £300m 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Give it to Gary Neville

[KMD7]

 

[Lee909]

Laughing at the story of Ronaldo shouting at the Serbia players mid week. 

 

After the game and late goal he started shouting at the celebrating Serbs to take it easy and if his goal wasn't disallowed in Serbia they wouldn't be celebrating now. 

 

Such a prick

[littletedwest]

4 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

If only he wasn't on bail eh

[Scott_M]

Ruining a good day…

 

[Scott_M]

Honestly, Ole at the wheel is more of a car crash than watching my 6 year old play Mario Kart.

[Einch]

I guess that’s that then. Such a pity it didn’t trundle on for a few more months. 

[chrisbonnie]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Honestly, Ole at the wheel is more of a car crash than watching my 6 year old play Mario Kart.

But I bet your 6 year old has the real "crash" when you tell them to turn the Nintendo off. I know mine does, I'm only short of having to admit him into a physce ward when I give him the bad news of no more switch

[Scott_M]

Devastating.

 

[Scott_M]

At least a Liverpool fan did the best they could at them…

 

[littletedwest]

Looks like Darren Fletcher is taking over. Nice couple of wins and he should be permanent for me

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Looks like Darren Fletcher is taking over. Nice couple of wins and he should be permanent for me

Well, hopefully he gets one next weekend.

 

Darren Felcher… Like us giving it to Biscan. 

[Boss]

"Darren, get the nappies out mate. You're going to have to be seen out in public."

 

That's how I imagine it going down.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

52 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

John Terry was similar imo. As soon as Chelsea's backline moved 10 yards further upfield he started to become exposed.   Its far, far easier defending deep.  Dare I say it but likes of Carra, Hyypia & Henchoz also benefitted from this.  Not to say these aren't bad defenders (they were bloody brilliant at what they did) but they needed to fit a certain system.  Players like VVD are generational talents that can truly cope with playing a high line and making it look easy

Spot on.

[Special K]

Has he actually been sacked or are people just taking that chancer Romano at his word?

[Johnlj]

Pelanty will soon be turning out for United again. Can't have them doing badly. It's not good for the PL brand.

[Evelyn Tentions]

CR7 will be agitating for the job as player manager and will throw a massive tantrum if he doesn't get it . If he gets it, relegation looms.

[Red_or_Dead]

32 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Looks like Darren Fletcher is taking over. Nice couple of wins and he should be permanent for me

From a fake shitty pants (Ferguson) to a real shitty pants?!

 

 

[Beno]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Only Villa, Norwich, Watford and Newcastle have lost more than them in the Premier League.

And they have all replaced their managers already.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

31 minutes ago, Special K said:

Has he actually been sacked or are people just taking that chancer Romano at his word?

Romano is a bit shit. But, a good few others are going with it too now, including the MEN and Telegraph journalists. 

[Boss]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

Games Played - 168

Win Percentage - 54% 

Money Spent - 458.60m

Trophies won - 0

Best Memory: "Ole's at the wheel man. He's doin' it. He's doin' his thing. Man United are back"

 

Records:

 

* First time Man United have been down 4-0 at halftime in Premier League history.

* Worst home defeat to Liverpool since 1895.

* Conceding 5 goals at home without scoring for the first time since 1955.

* Had the lowest touches in the opposition penalty area in the 2-0 loss at home to City since Opta stats began. Four touches in the whole game.

* Haven't kept a clean sheet in 14 home games, their longest run without one since 1959.

* Responsible for 21% of Man United's home defeats in the Premier League era.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

3 minutes ago, Boss said:

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

Games Played - 168

Win Percentage - 54% 

Money Spent - 458.60m

Trophies won - 0

Best Memory: "Ole's at the wheel man. He's doin' it. He's doin' his thing. Man United are back"

 

Records:

 

* First time Man United have been down 4-0 at halftime in Premier League history.

* Worst home defeat to Liverpool since 1895.

* Conceding 5 goals at home without scoring for the first time since 1955.

* Had the lowest touches in the opposition penalty area in the 2-0 loss at home to City since Opta stats began. Four touches in the whole game.

* Haven't kept a clean sheet in 14 home games, their longest run without one since 1959.

But apart from that, what has Ole done wrong?

[littletedwest]

8 minutes ago, Boss said:

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

Games Played - 168

Win Percentage - 54% 

Money Spent - 458.60m

Trophies won - 0

Best Memory: "Ole's at the wheel man. He's doin' it. He's doin' his thing. Man United are back"

 

Records:

 

* First time Man United have been down 4-0 at halftime in Premier League history.

* Worst home defeat to Liverpool since 1895.

* Conceding 5 goals at home without scoring for the first time since 1955.

* Had the lowest touches in the opposition penalty area in the 2-0 loss at home to City since Opta stats began. Four touches in the whole game.

* Haven't kept a clean sheet in 14 home games, their longest run without one since 1959.

* Responsible for 21% of Man United's home defeats in the Premier League era.

Like losing a mildly loved relative 

[Anubis]

Darren Fletcher. Couple of wins them slap the contract in front of him and let him write any figure he wants.