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Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.


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I find myself switching off whenever he's interviewed. Not out of a rabid dislike (I reckon he's alright as a person) but because I find myself feeling actually embarrassed for him, as the words fall out of his mouth. It's cringe inducing.

 

A man promoted so far above his level that he's trapped, saying things to convince - perhaps himself - that he's a proper football manager. Like a YTS boy striding into work experience; wide eyes and squeaky voice, a small frame swallowed up by Uncle Fergie's ill-fitting jacket. He tries to act the part, but deep down knows in his attache case is only two rounds of egg sandwiches and an umbongo.

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2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I find myself switching off whenever he's interviewed. Not out of a rabid dislike (I reckon he's alright as a person) ...

Nope. See: Babacar Sarr.

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My favourite part of what's happening at United is Ferguson having to spend his dotage watching the empire he built by any unscrupulous means possible crumble to total mediocrity, while the club he did everything he could to stymie looks to have the best team on planet earth. Pure poetry, is that. Shakespeare could have written it. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

My favourite part of what's happening at United is Ferguson having to spend his dotage watching the empire he built by any unscrupulous means possible crumble to total mediocrity, while the club he did everything he could to stymie looks to have the best team on planet earth. Pure poetry, is that. Shakespeare could have written it. 

 

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Feeguson is actually responsible for all of it, the glazers wouldn't be there at all if he wasn't a mingebag about some fucking horse, lest we forget he also annointed moyes, an act of managerial sabotage if ever there was one.

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10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Feeguson is actually responsible for all of it, the glazers wouldn't be there at all if he wasn't a mingebag about some fucking horse, lest we forget he also annointed moyes, an act of managerial sabotage if ever there was one.

Very true mate. Just makes it all the more enjoyable. An ocean of time to sit and stew in it.

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19 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Reports that Dortmund have rejected a £91 million bid for Sancho. 

 

Well below the asking price, six weeks after Dortmunds deadline.  It's a facade to pacify any fan stupid enough to fall for it isn't? 

 

Can't wait till they sign Sarr. 

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5 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Signing Sarr would be double bubble too, as makes buying Sancho later tricky without yet more waste during a major economic downturn moving Sarr on/sticking him on the bench.

Unless they strike a deal with Watford to loan sarr for a decent fee, so Watford get him back if promoted and if not, Sarr has a year in the shop window. I've seen that mentioned previously. 

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Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Unless they strike a deal with Watford to loan sarr for a decent fee, so Watford get him back if promoted and if not, Sarr has a year in the shop window. I've seen that mentioned previously. 

Fair shout. That said, wait til Watford unveil their star negotiator Ed Woodward. 

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