Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Megadrive Man]

 

[Anubis]

 

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have drachma. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for my own team. If you let my sister go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fail to tackle you.”

[Arnaud]

29 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

The most embarrassing bit was that he wanted Phil Collins putting ON. 

Can you imagine Bob Dylan ever singing “Like a Phill Collins” ?

 

Stevie was sentenced to listen Ray Davies, Brian Wilson and Polnareff for 5 years and became an even better player. 

[Davelfc]

17 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Well unlike Maguire this has taken a sudden turn for the better.

 

i heard initially it was a ‘fall guy” that had offered the bribe.

[Code]

21 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

This is hilarious.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have drachma. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for my own team. If you let my sister go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fail to tackle you.”

Good luck

 

 

[Anubis]

19 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Pure “I’m king of the LMA army.”

[Elite]

Harry Maguire looking to dethrone Ole by the sounds of that comment.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

50 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Well the Jury of 12 good men and true agreed with you. After that landmark case on assault it's perfectly legal to now go out and give anyone playing Phil Collins in public a good shoeing. 

Does that include Phil Collins himself? 

 

Fingers crossed! 

[markcd]

 

[JagSquared]

To be fair it is proper bollocks having a trial that quickly.

[magicrat]

13 minutes ago, markcd said:

 

Half man , half monkey smashes it 

[dockers_strike]

18 minutes ago, markcd said:

 

Where is keys now, Saudi Arabi or somewhere? Does he talk the lingo or would he depend on the locals to defend him in a court?

8 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

To be fair it is proper bollocks having a trial that quickly.

Is it fuck. Everything is still fresh in people's minds. Yeah, bring him to trial in 6 months or more when most people have forgotten keys details like they do with our snail pace judicial system.

[Pete]

12 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

To be fair it is proper bollocks having a trial that quickly.

Didn't Maguire request it go ahead against his lawyers advice?

[markcd]

 

[dockers_strike]

4 minutes ago, markcd said:

 

Is he still slipping his daughter's friend a length?

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

Is he still slipping his daughter's friend a length?

Who knows but would be funny if Keysie asked the police "Do you know who I am ?" 

[Ron B]

38 minutes ago, markcd said:

 

So Richard Keys says that anyone visiting the UK from a foreign country should get automatic legal immunity if they don’t speak the lingo?

Bold.

[Elite]

Didn't realise Keys was such a massive Anthony Joshua fan.

[Manny]

10 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Who knows but would be funny if Keysie asked the police "Do you know who I am ?" 

"I think so - weren't you in the Planet of the Apes?"

[Bobby Hundreds]

Keyes needs to fuck off back into the forest and remain a myth.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have drachma. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for my own team. If you let my sister go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fail to tackle you.”

Brilliant

[Anubis]

 

 

 

 

[aws]

Does Keyes think the big lummox is actually in the courtroom being confused by all that foreign lingo? 

[A_S]