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Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.


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From the Klopp thread. Comedy gold.

On 24/07/2019 at 11:57, magicrat said:

Some great advice from Jabba for Klopp here. Obviously it's Taggart pulling the strings but it's laughable how this fat ,won nothing, corrupt useless bucket of lard thinks its ok offer advice to the best manager in the league, 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/van-dijk-maguire-liverpool-news-16636822

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“He’d be worth £75m. He’s similar [to Van Dijk], he’s very good on the ball and coming out from the back”, the ex-Blues Boss told talkSPORT when discussing Maguire.

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8 minutes ago, Horus said:

Reminds of Fergie sending a letter to Rafa in 05 after the big ears victory, explaining to us how we'd managed to win it! Fucking weirdo's.

I can imagine Ferguson’s nurse taking the scribbled note off him. ‘Yes Alex, very   good, very enlightening. In fact I’ll just send this off to Rafa Benitez now, from my private post box’ *tosses it in bin*

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They have semis in the League Cup coming up now against City.

 

City playing these games now can only be good for us, the same goes for Utd + their replay in the FA cup before they play us, thats two more games than us (so far) for the mancs the next 14 days.

 

We need to hammer these cunts at home in two weeks time.

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23 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Lukaku and Smalling are having really good seasons. Sure it's because they're trying harder now and it has nothing to do with the clown show in Manchester. 

Lukaku has been great this season except in the one game they needed him to show up against Barcelona. He missed some fucking sitters in that, sending them out

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3 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

And Italian football is not all that. 

It's still not at all easy to score lots of goals in Italy. A lot of strikers who have played there and elsewhere still say it's the hardest league to score in.

 

But really the point is that, especially with Lukaku, when a player with ability goes to a club and a manager with a plan and a way to get the best out of them, things will go well. Manchester United has the opposite effect.

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Lukaku has always been a proper handful of a striker. He’s not in the Klopp or Guardiola mould, sure, but of his type there’s not many better. His goal record speaks for itself. United is just poison to any career at the moment:- won’t be long before they’re in the same patch we were in the 90s/00s where any decent homegrown player is being linked away (for McManaman see Rashford etc)

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1 hour ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's still not at all easy to score lots of goals in Italy. A lot of strikers who have played there and elsewhere still say it's the hardest league to score in.

 

But really the point is that, especially with Lukaku, when a player with ability goes to a club and a manager with a plan and a way to get the best out of them, things will go well. Manchester United has the opposite effect.

Especially in the eighties, it was unbelievably hard. 16 goals was considered top top class. They also had different rules for scoring then. The slightest touch of an opponent and it was registered as an own goal.

 

It's still a tactical, slow game there with only Juve being three clases above the rest, maybe only 1 to 2 above Inter. The rest is utter shit these days, but they are still clinging on to the shit negative football. No Sacchi to come in with new ideas, they are basically stuck in the twilight zone. The only reason Ronaldo is there now is that besides PSG he wouldn't be able to perform at high enough levels consistently if having to play good sides pretty often. He made a wise choice as he still can have top games when European games come up, as he'd be able to only go about 85% the rest of the time and still score at will almost.

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8 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Remember when Solskjaer got sacked after taking Cardiff down with a disgraceful record? Well, ...

 

Solskjaer’s win percentage as permanent manager: Cardiff: 30% Manchester United: 27%


But wasn’t it only last week that his win ratio was better than Klopp’s?

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4 hours ago, Iceman said:

ole-gunnar-solskjaer-interim-manager-of-

 

he's turning into moyes, it's happening too fast. I want to see yernited vs west ham. gollum vs sperm of gollum. 

Relegation battle, "The clash of Gollums", to take place on May 9th, in the shire, north west in Middle Earth.

 

I hear they call it the "Precious Derby"

 

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