Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[The Guest]

I think the De Gea situation is another one where whatever they do it could go very badly.  If he goes they will struggle to replace him.  If he stays it’s going to be on stupid money and his form has been off for a decent period now.

[Leyton388]

1 hour ago, suzy said:

Makes me laugh Ole keeps saying De Gea is the best keeper in the world!

Nothing surprises me from the so called self proclaimed "Biggest Club in the world"

 

Deluded inbreds

[Captain Turdseye]

My manc uncle rang me last night to ask if he can send me his Firestick to sort out, hopefully with access to BT Sport because he refuses to pay for it on top of his Sky bill. My reply of “Why? Are you even in Europe this year?” didn’t go down too well. Then we spoke for ten minutes. Him begrudgingly telling me how great he thinks Klopp is and me agreeing whilst repeating that they’re fucking shite. 

 

Thirty years I've waited for this. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My manc uncle rang me last night to ask if he can send me his Firestick to sort out, hopefully with access to BT Sport because he refuses to pay for it on top of his Sky bill. My reply of “Why? Are you even in Europe this year?” didn’t go down too well. Then we spoke for ten minutes. Him begrudgingly telling me how great he thinks Klopp is and me agreeing whilst repeating that they’re fucking shite. 

 

Thirty years I've waited for this. 

 

It's the same with my two Manc supporting mates. (One from Ireland the other from Manchester) They're in total meltdown on everything United. To be fair though, apart from the usual banter they have always approached things as football fans and can see past the hatred between the two clubs. 

[Harry Squatter]

A manc lad in work is going on holiday to Sorrento on Tuesday from Liverpool airport.

 

He was looking forward to a nice quiet early flight and then remembered that we play Napoli away on Wednesday then realised his flight will be full of our fans drinking and singing for 2 hours.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

A manc lad in work is going on holiday to Sorrento on Tuesday from Liverpool airport.

 

He was looking forward to a nice quiet early flight and then remembered that we play Napoli away on Wednesday then realised his flight will be full of our fans drinking and singing for 2 hours.

He's probably do well to practice his scouse accent

[cloggypop]

We play on Tuesday 

[3 Stacks]

Amazing how much De Gea's stock has dropped. This new contract just screams "no one wants to buy me anymore so I'll just grab a massive wedge here". 

[Bruce Spanner]

14 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Amazing how much De Gea's stock has dropped. This new contract just screams "no one wants to buy me anymore so I'll just grab a massive wedge here". 

 

He’ll be at Juventus or PSG next season.

[Razoray]

They have 3 kids on the bench with 15 senior games between them. while another Tuanzebe who was on loan at Villa last season has played twice with them. 

However the most scary one is that Phil Jones is also there

[Captain Turdseye]

Another penalty. Managed to score one this time. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

We play on Tuesday 

Don't tell him

[Thoth]

[TheHowieLama]

DeGea:

 

"Since I arrived here, I could never have imagined I would play over 350 games for this club."

 

 

 

That I believe.

[Dr Nowt]

Christ, he looks fucking awful and is way out of his depth. His eyelid was flapping when he spoke to the interviewer post-match today.

 

Reminded me of what Coogan does in The Day Today in that “Katrina Parfitt...a lady” interview after she takes off her blouse in front of him.

[Davelfc]

I almost started to feel sorry for him during his interview, but of course I do not. 

 

Even Roy Keane feeling sorry for him, Roy Keane!

[Thoth]

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

This still relevant and funny as fuck.

[Captain Turdseye]

If things carry on like this I can see Everton having some competition when they try to bring back Moyes. 

[Stouffer]

The stupid little shite is gonna end up getting the sack isn't he?

 

I don't gamble but it might be worth a tenner on OGS being the next Everton manager, they love United's cast offs.

[magicrat]

On 14/09/2019 at 13:33, 3 Stacks said:

Amazing how much De Gea's stock has dropped. This new contract just screams "no one wants to buy me anymore so I'll just grab a massive wedge here". 

A lot down to the shite that plays in front of him. He should jib them off and go and play for a better team

[TheHowieLama]

He has been trying that for years

[cloggypop]

They should nick Jaap Stam off Feyenoord next. 

[Vincent Vega]

It must be glorious for Noggies of the Liverpool persuasion to witness this, especially after his flying start. 

He’s reaching the legendary status of Moyes the way things are going.

I see Manc fans these days who’ve just given up. It’s just wunderbar. 

[suzy]

Very awkward watching sky’s post match

analysis by Souness and Keane with Jose sitting next to them! At the end Dave Jones said ‘Graeme’s happy’ and he just said ‘my team’s flying’