Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Harry Squatter]

[TheHowieLama]

The tally of five points in their opening four Premier League games is their worst since they started they 1992/93 season with four points.

[Captain Turdseye]

From The Athletic...

 

Solskjaer is without a win away from home since taking the job on a full-time basis. United have one clean sheet in 19 games. United have won only three times in 16 games. United have scored more than once in a game only three times in that sequence, and won by more than a one-goal margin on only one occasion since March 6. United may be undergoing a transition but it is, to be blunt, not far off relegation form.

[TheDrowningMan]

36 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The tally of five points in their opening four Premier League games is their worst since they started they 1992/93 season with four points.

More than enough reason to keep Solskjaer in situ for a lot longer. Number 21 is written in the stars.

[El Dangerous]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Is he bollocks. He is a myth. 

I can assure you he is as real as he is average. He's still their best player who doesn't wear goalie gloves.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

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[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sky Germany are showing all the goals from the weekend games. I just noticed when James scored for United the Gnome rubbed his hands together and tried to touch Carrick and some other coach (think it was Phelan) who had got off the bench and they both ignored him and st back down. 

[KMD7]

[Barnesey]

20 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

The tally of five points in their opening four Premier League games is their worst since they started they 1992/93 season with four points.

and won the league

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Barnesey said:

and won the league

 

Like that's going to happen with their current squad and management. They'll struggle to make the top 4. 

[Tj hooker]

That opening day 4 nil win against the rent boys  as much as I hated it at the time really has come back to bite them on the arse , all this ole is at the wheel bollocks has suddenly evaporated and the harsh reality is they now know it was another false dawn long may it continue. 

[Davelfc]

On 01/09/2019 at 16:14, Doctor Troy said:

They'd better get in the queue behind his cell mate 

[Lario]

On 1 September 2019 at 13:14, Champions of Europe said:

Hamster cheeks will be there by xmas, in my opinion. 

Xhamster!

[JustTosh]

As a child I learnt not to eat my candies all at once as I wouldn’t have anything left for the evening. This is the same. We need a ManU win if we still want to have our regular Sperm of Gollum laugh 6 months from now.

It’s like the fairytale with that goose who laid eggs of pure gold. Don’t kill it!

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Moyes lasted until April if I remember rightly. Giggseh only got four games ‘til end of the season. 

 

Ole’s going nowhere yet. 

[alles ist gut]

43 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Moyes lasted until April if I remember rightly. 

Right you are, the Tuesday after Easter.

[Butch]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Moyes lasted until April if I remember rightly. Giggseh only got four games ‘til end of the season. 

 

Ole’s going nowhere yet. 

It's really entertaining watching those cunts struggle, they've had it too good for too long. 

This will knock them back years. Great stuff. 

[Guest]

Manchester United have published a bizarre article on their website claiming the club deserve to have more points than the five they have collected to date.

 

United have not won since the opening-day hammering of Chelsea, with draws against Wolves and Southampton making up their tally, which sees them seven points behind the leaders Liverpool already.

 

The piece, by Sam Carney, is titled ‘Opinion: We’re better than our opinion suggests’.  It has published on the website of a club that, according to Forbes is only second to Barcelona in terms of matchday revenue, and in fact is the third most valuable soccer team in the world.

 

The article, which has obviously been sanctioned by the powers that be at Old Trafford, is a staunch defence of the season so far, or otherwise known as propaganda.

 

“In each of our four matches so far, United have significantly outperformed our opponents in terms of xG, or Expected Goals,” reads the piece as it defends the displays of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men so far.

 

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/opinion-uniteds-start-has-been-better-than-our-position-suggests

 

 

[Duff Man]

‘Opinion: We’re better than our opinion suggests’

 

Er, what?

[Anubis]

47 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

‘Opinion: We’re better than our opinion suggests’

 

Er, what?

It’s ‘position suggests’, (*pulls pin and throws grenade*) but dumbass has written it wrong (*skips away laughing*).

[El Rojo]

You Don't Have To Be Top Of The Table To Be Top Of The Table (But They're Not Top Of The Table).

[aws]

You don’t have to top the table to be table toppers. 

[Butch]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Manchester United have published a bizarre article on their website claiming the club deserve to have more points than the five they have collected to date.

 

United have not won since the opening-day hammering of Chelsea, with draws against Wolves and Southampton making up their tally, which sees them seven points behind the leaders Liverpool already.

 

The piece, by Sam Carney, is titled ‘Opinion: We’re better than our opinion suggests’.  It has published on the website of a club that, according to Forbes is only second to Barcelona in terms of matchday revenue, and in fact is the third most valuable soccer team in the world.

 

The article, which has obviously been sanctioned by the powers that be at Old Trafford, is a staunch defence of the season so far, or otherwise known as propaganda.

 

“In each of our four matches so far, United have significantly outperformed our opponents in terms of xG, or Expected Goals,” reads the piece as it defends the displays of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men so far.

 

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/opinion-uniteds-start-has-been-better-than-our-position-suggests

 

 

How embarrassing is that. Cunts 

[TheDrowningMan]

Ah, I remember when a contingent of our fans would resort to stats of that nature. Hitting the post, creating more chances etc, etc. Alas, the statistical quirks were just that; we didn’t spring to the top of the table as the season progressed, we still weren’t good enough. I hope they’re still wheeling out this sort of shit a decade from now,

[Duff Man]

28 minutes ago, Anubis said:

It’s ‘position suggests’, (*pulls pin and throws grenade*) but dumbass has written it wrong (*skips away laughing*).

Harsh on SITM.