Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Red_or_Dead]

42 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Borini, Benteke and Allen were Brendan’s boys. Bobby and Coutinho were committee signings.

And big Div!

 

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Leave off, Gaz. It never did you any harm. 

I'm worse than him 

[skend04]

Rashford has had the club's pants down. £300k/week for someone who has scored the heady total of 12 goals last season and 10 the season prior. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, skend04 said:

Rashford has had the club's pants down. £300k/week for someone who has scored the heady total of 12 goals last season and 10 the season prior. 

Most of our lads must be looking at that and thinking they are being short changed significantly.

[TheHowieLama]

20 minutes ago, Elite said:

Most of our lads must be looking at that and thinking they are being short changed significantly.

We are gonna need a bigger boat

[3 Stacks]

I take back what I said about them being smart. They're bidding 70m for Maguire, ffs. 

[Boss]

Leicester have turned it down. They are going to end up paying more than Virgil Van Dijk cost for Harry Maguire.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 minute ago, Boss said:

Leicester have turned it down. They are going to end up paying more than Virgil Van Dijk cost for Harry Maguire.

aRdja, get in here - I'll hold your beer.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Boss said:

Leicester have turned it down. They are going to end up paying more than Virgil Van Dijk cost for Harry Maguire.

Like paying more for a Renault Clio than a Lamborghini.

[ZonkoVille77]

Fuckin hilarious. They really are fucked.

[Reckoner]

City might bid now. Was thinking -What next for Stones if city buy Maguire? He’s too shit for a top team and on massive wages.

[manwiththestick]

Jesus, 70m? Are they paying per square metre of head?

[TheHowieLama]

13 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Jesus, 70m? Are they paying per square metre of head?

It is by the kilo - so pretty reasonable

[Grinch]

24 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

City might bid now. Was thinking -What next for Stones if city buy Maguire? He’s too shit for a top team and on massive wages.

 

He'll be back in the City team in no time,  much better footballer than the clumsy oaf. 

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Grinch said:

 

He'll be back in the City team in no time,  much better footballer than the clumsy oaf. 

He’s a better footballer yes, I’m not sure he’s a better defender

[3 Stacks]

Stones and Maguire are very similar, actually. Both very confident in the way they play and defend but considering their level it's the wrong kind of confidence a lot of the time.

[Pureblood]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

Like paying more for a Renault Clio than a Lamborghini.

The Clio is cheaper to run.

[Grinch]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

He’s a better footballer yes, I’m not sure he’s a better defender

 

Big clubs needs footballers at the back, not some oaf that looks good in a back ten. 

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Grinch said:

 

Big clubs needs footballers at the back, not some oaf that looks good in a back ten. 

What about United though?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

8 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

What about United though?

Cheap jibe.

 

Have a 'Like'

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Cheap jibe.

 

Have a 'Like'

Haha I know, the same shit joke recycled. 

Still somehow always funny though...

[SlugTrail]

21 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

We are gonna need a bigger boat

I don't care what John Henry needs, we need more players.

[Boss]

 

Neil Wood and Quinton Fortune have been placed in charge of Manchester United's under-23 team as the club continues its drive towards mid-table.

[Boss]

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I think he's worth 75, same as Liverpool got VVD for isnt it? Maguire isn't at the same level right now, but I'd argue he's definitely as good as VVD when he was at Southampton. 

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, c’mon Leicester. Who do you think you are? Know your place and take a lowball offer in good grace....