Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[magicrat]

6 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

"Right, " said Fred, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere... 

 

[aws]

All together now - one,two, three. 

Keep your mind on the football

we've got Ole at the wheel

keep your snoopy eyes on the game ahead

We're having fun sitting in the stand a-kissing and a-hugging with Fred

[Bjornebye]

U-N-I-T-E-D
Ole at the wheel sang we 
With A big fat shit left-back and the new Rigobert Song
Phil Jones is a fucking mong 

[Elite]

It was plain to see to even your most casual of a football fan that he'd be useless once the novelty wore off, so it beggars belief that the people in charge of running one of the biggest clubs in world football could not see this.

 

Not that I'm complaining like, it is and will be fucking hilarious until they 'part ways' before December.

 

If he takes points off City, I'll forever love him. Even when he's back managing Molde or some sleepy Norwegian town.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

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[Captain Turdseye]

58 minutes ago, Elite said:

It was plain to see to even your most casual of a football fan that he'd be useless once the novelty wore off, so it beggars belief that the people in charge of running one of the biggest clubs in world football could not see this.

 

Not that I'm complaining like, it is and will be fucking hilarious until they 'part ways' before December.

 

If he takes points off City, I'll forever love him. Even when he's back managing Molde or some sleepy Norwegian town.

 

I think he’ll want to beat City. 

 

[Code]

Where did this useless tag come from actually?

Because he lost to Barcelona twice in the CL quarter final?

Or because he lost to Wolves in the FA Cup? (So did we)

I think he's doing better than expected with that shower of cunts if I'm honest and I pray to God he can keep it up for another week.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Code said:

Where did this useless tag come from actually?

Because he lost to Barcelona twice in the CL quarter final?

Or because he lost to Wolves in the FA Cup? (So did we)

I think he's doing better than expected with that shower of cunts if I'm honest and I pray to God he can keep it up for another week.

The fuckers will hound him out by Christmas. Modern footballers, too much money and power. I too wish him well for a few weeks.

[TheHowieLama]

Just get a famous point you gimp.

 

Enough to open the door for us and not enough to get top 4 for them.

[magicrat]

15 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I think he’ll want to beat City. 

 

I like the fact he can count to nine at such an early age.

[Captain]

8 hours ago, Code said:

Where did this useless tag come from actually?

Because he lost to Barcelona twice in the CL quarter final?

Or because he lost to Wolves in the FA Cup? (So did we)

I think he's doing better than expected with that shower of cunts if I'm honest and I pray to God he can keep it up for another week.

Keep what up exactly, losing?

 

The legohaired goblin has lost 5 of his last 7 matches.

[Reckoner]

Ghttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/17/manchester-united-squad-verdict-who-should-stay-and-who-should-go-ole-gunnar-solskjaer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

 

If you haven’t seen this already, I recommend giving it a read. Found it very funny to read on the way to work, both for the laughable journalism from our Jamie and because of how bad their squad is.

[Dr Nowt]

If I had rudimentary photoshop skills rather than being an analogue cretin, I’d love to see Ince’s magnum opus note superimposed over the goblin’s here.

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Captain said:

Keep what up exactly, losing?

 

The legohaired goblin has lost 5 of his last 7 matches.

Dont confuse them

 

 

 

[m0e]

I reckon this cunt's getting sacked before the end of the season. 

[Code]

3 hours ago, Captain said:

Keep what up exactly, losing?

 

The legohaired goblin has lost 5 of his last 7 matches.

Yes 1 loss in the FA Cup away to Wolves, same result as ourselves, then two losses to Barca, they also lost to Wolves when they got a red card before the 60th minute and Smalling scored an own goal.

This is how the PL table looks like from when he started, not sure I'd label it useless.


 

[Funkasy]

Barca played against wolves? 

[cloggypop]

12 hours ago, Code said:

Where did this useless tag come from actually?

 

Norway 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Yes 1 loss in the FA Cup away to Wolves, same result as ourselves, then two losses to Barca, they also lost to Wolves when they got a red card before the 60th minute and Smalling scored an own goal.

This is how the PL table looks like from when he started, not sure I'd label it useless.


 

They had hand picked fixtures for about 9 of the first 10 fixtures, even shitcoat would have got results in that period.

[Anubis]

As long as he gets a result on Wednesday.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Ghttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/17/manchester-united-squad-verdict-who-should-stay-and-who-should-go-ole-gunnar-solskjaer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

 

If you haven’t seen this already, I recommend giving it a read. Found it very funny to read on the way to work, both for the laughable journalism from our Jamie and because of how bad their squad is.

How much did they for him?

 

Romelu Lukaku The Belgian is a useful option to have in the locker – and is usually at his best coming off the bench. Verdict Stay.

[Code]

9 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

They had hand picked fixtures for about 9 of the first 10 fixtures, even shitcoat would have got results in that period.

Again, these are the results they have had in the league after he took charge, its 16 games, almost half the season, so basically played almost everyone. 

1 point less than City and 1 point more than us, 10 points more than Spurs and 9 more than Chelsea even if they have a game in hand.  

22/12: Cardiff - Manchester United 1-5
26/12: Manchester United - Huddersfield 3-1

30/12: Manchester United - Bournemouth 4-1

02/01: Newcastle - Manchester United 0-2

13/01: Tottenham - Manchester United 0-1

19/01: Manchester United - Brighton 2-1

29/01: Manchester United - Burnley 2-2

03/02:  Leicester - Manchester United 0-1
09/02: Fulham - Manchester United 0-3

24/02: Manchester United - Liverpool 0-0

27/02: Crystal Palace - Manchester United 1-3
02/03: Manchester United - Southampton 3-2
10/03: Arsenal - Manchester United 2-0
30/03: Manchester United - Watford 2-1
02/04: Wolverhampton - Manchester United 2-1

13/04: Manchester United - West Ham 2-1
 

 

1	Manchester City	16	13	0	3	38	-	12	26	39
2	Manchester United	16	12	2	2	34	-	15	19	38
3	Liverpool	16	11	4	1	38	-	13	25	37
4	Arsenal	16	10	2	4	29	-	17	12	32
5	Chelsea	17	9	2	6	22	-	22	0	29
6	Tottenham	16	9	1	6	33	-	18	15	28
7	Burnley	17	8	3	6	27	-	27	0	27
8	Leicester	17	8	1	8	25	-	24	1	25

 

 

Before he took charge it looked like this.
 

1	Liverpool	18	15	3	0	39	-	7	32	48
2	Manchester City	17	14	2	1	48	-	10	38	44
3	Tottenham	17	13	0	4	31	-	16	15	39
4	Chelsea	17	11	4	2	35	-	14	21	37
5	Arsenal	17	10	4	3	37	-	23	14	34
6	Manchester United	17	7	5	5	29	-	29	0	26

[Pureblood]

Looks like I can use those red and green bits at the end as the passcode for Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum.

[Elite]

I bet they are contemplating replacing him in the summer, Ed Woodward is doing a grand job.

[Captain Howdy]

No way this gimp gets to Christmas