Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[RobbieOR]

1 minute ago, sh#t waffle said:

I can only assume it is a tribute to Ian Brown live.

 

They all do their own tribute to him with some absolutely fucking terrible haircuts 

[Pureblood]

14 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

Fucking hell, really? Didn't spot it at all!

This actually works better than their lyrics.

 

Fuckin' hell, really?

Didn't spot it at all

Der der der der 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's a fucking bollocks song.

 

Annoying as fuck. 

 

And bragging about having Sanchez, Pogba and Fred. Like you'd even be arsed singing about those overrated shitehawks? 

[General Dryness]

2 minutes ago, Boss said:

Ha! imagine writing a song about Alexis Sanchez and Fred. They're both fucking awful.

I was thinking that. A song about their manager and they pick three players that really embody the heart and soul of the club. Cut them and they'll bleed manc, those kind of players.

 

Sanchez, Paul Pogba and Fred. 

[General Dryness]

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[manwiththestick]

I'm just surprised it's not a song about us.

[johnsusername]

54 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I quite enjoyed the ‘David De Karius’ thread on Red Cafe. 

Most of Red Cafe is Man Utd supporters willing Manchester City to win all their games including the one featuring their own team. Had to laugh at one Utd fan calling out a non-UK based LFC fan saying "you'll never understand the rivalry". Think he understands it more than you mate. 

 

I guess it just shows what a shambles they are on and off the field at the minute. 

[Anubis]

40 minutes ago, TK421 said:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-solskjaer-chant-song-15387529

I’ve already posted it being sung, above. Late to the party, Martin.

[INTORRESTING]

Smeagol will gone by xmas.

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’ve already posted it being sung, above. Late to the party, Martin.

That's what sparked my comment, Columbo.

[3 Stacks]

Anybody else surprised at the casual nature with which English pundits label De Gea as the best keeper in the world? As if it's just that obvious. He's been nowhere near it for a year now.

 

I mean, he's clearly one of the best shot-stoppers we've seen and he can win a game on his own based on that, but he is flat out bad at every other part of goalkeeping. Not only that, he's been absolute shite for Spain and equally bad in the big Champions League matches.

[Boss]

Glazer protests gathering apace. Always the way when they're shit. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fuck United, Solksjaer and their fans. 

[dandyman]

36 minutes ago, INTORRESTING said:

Smeagol will gone by xmas.

They can fuck off with that shit!!

 

He needs 4 or 5 transfer windows minimum 

[Ginny]

I really can’t believe that they have just made Ole of Molde and Cardiff the permanent manager and are going to give him budget over the summer. This is incredible stuff. Just hope it fails miserably and sets them back another decade. 

[Mil-ing Around]

1 hour ago, 3 Stacks said:

Anybody else surprised at the casual nature with which English pundits label De Gea as the best keeper in the world? As if it's just that obvious. He's been nowhere near it for a year now.

 

I mean, he's clearly one of the best shot-stoppers we've seen and he can win a game on his own based on that, but he is flat out bad at every other part of goalkeeping. Not only that, he's been absolute shite for Spain and equally bad in the big Champions League matches.

Yeah ive noticed that too. He was great a while ago but that's because he played in a defensive team, with loads of protection in front of him and made his job easier. He is a great shot stopper but, for example, a Mourinho team always produces good keepers because of the above. 

 

He is absolutely shit with his feet and kicking. He got away with it for 4/5 years because Moyes, Lvg and Mourinho had him twat balls to the left wing where Fellaini was standing waiting for the flick on.

 

Now the Gobblin wants him to play out from the back more and you can see just how shit he is with the ball (Wolves away springs to mind). Ederson, Oblak and Alisson are all better and more rounded keepers than him right now.

 

You can't be the best in the world if you shit yourself on the biggest stage. He's done it twice within a year at the world cup and in the Champions league. The best stand up when it counts and matters. He turns into a complete pussy when he goes back to Spain, almost every time, weirdo. 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Nicky butt up for a bit of women beating Scholes up for a bit of gambling. Give it to an ex player with some sort of moral code. Give it to Giggsy.

[Guest Alex_K]

Amazing how quickly people can lose their heads with a short term bounce. OGS was only ever going to end disastrously for them. Total nut job appointment because it brought into the equation exactly what they don't need at the moment - sentiment. Get past the adrenaline rush after Mourinho left and there is nothing under the hood for them there.

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, TK421 said:

That's what sparked my comment, Columbo.

 

[Code]

I'd love to see a video full of De Gea howlers, was not the one last night almost identical with the one at the World Cup?

[Gnasher]

Ferguson left them in the shit. Thêir best players when he retored were over the hill and he knew it. Ferdinand, Giggsy, Rooney Van Persie etc. He stopped investing in youth for a few years be because he knew he was going.His last couple of transfee windows he bought a load of shit. 4 out of last nights back 5 were Ferguson players, none are good enough. 

[TheHowieLama]

59 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Nicky butt up 

 

[Harry Squatter]

All their players on big contracts aren't going anywhere and will just run them down. 

 

Be funny if they bought Bale and paid him the same as the other mercenaries. 

[Thoth]

[cloggypop]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

Ha! imagine writing a song about Alexis Sanchez and Fred. They're both fucking awful.

"Right, " said Fred, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere...