Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[TheHowieLama]

The Exceptional One

[aws]

16 minutes ago, Anubis The Jackal said:

 

 

The Exceptional One.  

 

Edit - a bit late with that one. 

[Dr Nowt]

Stretching the definition of exceptional when you do it every 2 years. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Lingard and Martial both out for 2 to 3 weeks and will miss our game against them. 

 

Nice. 

[3 Stacks]

30 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Lingard and Martial both out for 2 to 3 weeks and will miss our game against them. 

 

Nice. 

Very good news.

[Dr Nowt]

Straight out of the Taggart playbook for them both to be miraculously fit last minute, so will wait for the teamsheets to be chuffed about this one.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Straight out of the Taggart playbook for them both to be miraculously fit last minute, so will wait for the teamsheets to be chuffed about this one.

Fair point

[Bobby Hundreds]

It feels like they do this every single year. Fake injury and all of a sudden they're fit. Also gives the fans a reason not to go mad why they weren't picked agai st Chelsea. We can fuck them up if they're fully fit or not if we just play with the arrogance we've earnt.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Lingard and Martial both out for 2 to 3 weeks but will miraculously recover actually and will be fully fit to play us because. 

 

Shite 

Typical 

[Ronnie Whelan]

Can see why peope are sceptical but looking at how they came off, i think 3 weeks is about right.

 

An injury to rashford or even better a red card and an injury to de gea and it's looking good. 

[Ginny]

Fuck the spunk gobbling little goblin hope he gets the job full time and takes those twats down 

[magicrat]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It feels like they do this every single year. Fake injury and all of a sudden they're fit. Also gives the fans a reason not to go mad why they weren't picked agai st Chelsea. We can fuck them up if they're fully fit or not if we just play with the arrogance we've earnt.

They both had hamstring injuries by the look of it and I doubt they will be back in two weeks.

More like expectation management than silly games imo. A month out probably more like it

[A_S]

Nah, I hope they are 'miraculously' fit then both ping their hammies 5 minutes into our game. 

[TheHowieLama]

Would hate for them to be rushed back

[Cultured Left Peg]

3 hours ago, Ginny said:

Fuck the spunk gobbling little goblin hope he gets the job full time and takes those twats down 

I think Spunk Goblin is a cracking name for him

[Anubis]

It’s been entirely far too long since we’ve been able to refer to an opposition manager as a goblin. I approve as well.

[Harry Squatter]

The precious one

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

The precious one

And there's your winner folks. 

 

Perhaps a mythical fridge magnet will be in its way to you. 

[A_S]

In all seriousness, has there ever been a creepier-looking pair of managers on the same touchline as him and Tuchel the other night? 

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, A_S said:

In all seriousness, has there ever been a creepier-looking pair of managers on the same touchline as him and Tuchel the other night? 

BT did a great job with the CGI.

[Aventus]

11 hours ago, Cultured Left Peg said:

I think Spunk Goblin is a cracking name for him

I'm all in on spunk goblin. 

 

The other nicknames haven't sat quite right with me, especially as Moyes was supposed to be gollum. Other nicknames have been baby faced whatever, which isn't close to being offensive enough for a manager of that club. 

[Grinch]

The lingaard injury strengthens them anyway. 

[TheBitch]

2 hours ago, Grinch said:

The lingaard injury strengthens them anyway. 

 

[Guest]

He has likened Alexis Sanchez to a bottle of ketchup, it takes ages to get anything out and then it all comes out at once. 

 

There are so many ways for that to go. 

[Lario]

On 2/16/2019 at 1:47 PM, TheBitch said:

 

I'd spunk on her goblin.