Drones at Gatwick

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Anyone else desperately want this to be The Annoying Devil from Balls of Steel?

More than you can possibly fathom. It has to be him because I haven't seen no burgers getting launched through the sky. 

 

Bunny Boiler was fit 

 

 

 

[Jennings]

Pissed myself at this...

 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Another sighted within the last hour according to the BBC

[stringvest]

I've just had to lash out an extra £400 to get someone home from Stockholm tomorrow as there's no way her flight to Gatwick is landing tomorrow.  

 

Fucking cunts.  It's bound to be some spotty cunt and he will get the shite kicked out of him.

 

 

[SammyAftershave]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

It’ll turn out to be some little 14 year old shit.

Whose Mother will claim he doesn't leave his bedroom and never imagined there could be so much fuss over him prematurely opening his Christmas present.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Send Father Christmas in, bit of overtime.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Apparently they are industrial size i.e. built purposely to get up close to Airplanes. 

 

Sauce: 5Live

[Anubis]

Maybe they’re really tiny aliens. The Arquillians are here!

 

 

 

[Aventus]

Won't be long before they are big enough to carry people. 

 

Then everyone will be flying themselves around in unmanned drones. 

[magicrat]

8 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Won't be long before they are big enough to carry people. 

 

Then everyone will be flying themselves around in unmanned drones. 

What could possibly go wrong ?

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Won't be long before they are big enough to carry people. 

 

Then everyone will be flying themselves around in unmanned drones. 

Manned unmanned drones? It’s so crazy it just might work. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Fowlers God]

I’ve bought my son a drone for Christmas - hope this helps 

[Anubis]

Reported to the Met as suspects....

[Bjornebye]

59 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

I’ve bought my son a drone for Christmas - hope this helps 

Everyone's blaming the Russians when in-fact it was FG and the Argonauts 

[Jenson]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

I’ve bought my son a drone for Christmas - hope this helps 

Just bought my 10 year old nephew one too. Do you think I need cancel my boxing day trip to JLA with him.

[Anubis]

No, but as GCHQ are undoubtably monitoring any thread with the word ‘drone’ in it you can expect a SWAT team to be coming through your door later.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

No, but as GCHQ are undoubtably monitoring any thread with the word ‘drone’ in it you can expect a SWAT team to be coming through your door later.

I cant believe you managed to close down Gatwick mate. Darkhorse you lad. 

[Stouffer]

I don't imagine they'd be that difficult to DF.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

No, but as GCHQ are undoubtably monitoring any thread with the word ‘drone’ in it you can expect a SWAT team to be coming through your door later.

 

If there’s Scousers involved you might get that overtime you were after. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I cant believe you managed to close down Gatwick mate. Darkhorse you lad. 

That set of Gatwick plans and security protocols you sourced for me from ISIS was spot on mate. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That set of Gatwick plans and security protocols you sourced for me from ISIS was spot on mate. 

Grass 

[stringvest]

16 hours ago, SammyAftershave said:

Whose Mother will claim he doesn't leave his bedroom and never imagined there could be so much fuss over him prematurely opening his Christmas present.

 

Hades.  It's got to be him.

[Davelfc]

Gatwick Airport has temporarily suspended flights after another suspected drone sighting on Friday evening.

The runway had earlier re-opened for a “limited” number of arrivals and departures as police said they had identified “a number of persons of interest”.

Bosses have warned that passengers should still check with their airlines as to the status of their flight, and some people are being moved to other airports because of the disruption.

 

Police hunting the drone operator said there had been more than 50 sightings of the craft in the 24 hours from 9pm on Wednesday, when Gatwick was first forced to close. But the culprit has yet to be found and senior officers said shooting down the drones was being considered.

[Davelfc]