Peanuts

[cloggypop]

8 hours ago, TK421 said:

1. Macadamia

2. Cashew

3. Pistachio

4. Brazil

5. Peanut

Spot on, TK

[VladimirIlyich]

Asda do this yoghurt covered bag of fruit and nuts and they are pretty nice. Not all are covered in yoghurt coating,disappointingly not nearly enough but they are still nice for a healthy snack option.

[SammyAftershave]

Hazelnuts should be deffo in the conversation though. The lovely wee tings.

[Stouffer]

On 15/12/2018 at 15:31, Carvalho Diablo said:

KP Salt n Vinegar peanuts burn your fucking mouth out. Fucking amazing. 

Can you still get them; not had them in years?

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Can you still get them; not had them in years?

Oh yes, the ASDA.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, SammyAftershave said:

Hazelnuts should be deffo in the conversation though. The lovely wee tings.

 

Take it to the hazelnut thread, you bastard. 

[Captain Turdseye]

14 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Asda do this yoghurt covered bag of fruit and nuts and they are pretty nice. Not all are covered in yoghurt coating,disappointingly not nearly enough but they are still nice for a healthy snack option.

 

Fuck off back the the yoghurt nut forum. 

[Pureblood]

15 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Spot on, TK

TK's Ratings bonus edition:-

 

Macadamia 10.  Exotic flair, an impressive fat content and delicious subtle flavour make this king of the nuts.  So much better tasting from its native habitat.  Expensive, but you get what you pay for in the world of nuts. 

 

Cashew 9.  A very tasty nut either plain, salted or coated.  Great as a snack or added to Chinese food, as simonlfcgreen can testify.

 

Pistachio 8.  A great tasting nut but it loses a mark due to the hassle of shelling them.  They don't taste the same when pre-shelled, unfortunately. 

 

Brazil 7.  An excellent all round nut with a nice flavour, but it doesn't hit the heights of the macadamia/cashew/pistachio holy triumvirate.  Must not be overeaten due to fibre content in the skin.  

 

Peanut 6.  A decent nut but can loose its moreish appeal during the second half of a long session, leaving you wondering why oh why you ate so many of them.  

 

[cloggypop]

16 minutes ago, TK421 said:

TK's Ratings bonus edition:-

 

Macadamia 10.  Exotic flair, an impressive fat content and delicious subtle flavour make this king of the nuts.  So much better tasting from its native habitat.  Expensive, but you get what you pay for in the world of nuts. 

 

Cashew 9.  A very tasty nut either plain, salted or coated.  Great as a snack or added to Chinese food, as simonlfcgreen can testify.

 

Pistachio 8.  A great tasting nut but it loses a mark due to the hassle of shelling them.  They don't taste the same when pre-shelled, unfortunately. 

 

Brazil 7.  An excellent all round nut with a nice flavour, but it doesn't hit the heights of the macadamia/cashew/pistachio holy triumvirate.  Must not be overeaten due to fibre content in the skin.  

 

Peanut 6.  A decent nut but can loose its moreish appeal during the second half of a long session, leaving you wondering why oh why you ate so many of them.  

 

Magnificent stuff. I would be happy if these ratings carried on to the FF. 

 

Henderson : Cashew, but one misplaced pass

[TheHowieLama]

Good stuff fella.

 

Thinking of changing my sig to-

 

The King of Nuts

 

A raw or a roasted (but not salted) almond is a nice nut.

 

 

[cloggypop]

We have a nut stall on the market here that sells warm buttery macadamias every Wednesday and Saturday. 

 

Absolutely the king of nuts. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

There is a fat squirrel that is always fucking about my back yard. Anyway, I was getting the garden  plot ready for planting aubergines and I must have dug up around 10 peanuts in their shell.

 

The spinster two doors down is my prime suspect.   

[Remmie]

11 hours ago, cloggypop said:

We have a nut stall on the market here that sells warm buttery macadamias every Wednesday and Saturday. 

 

Absolutely the king of nuts. 

The thought of warm buttery Macadamias has given me warm buttery macadamias appropriately enough.

[Karl_b]

13 hours ago, cloggypop said:

We have a nut stall on the market here that sells warm buttery macadamias every Wednesday and Saturday. 

 

Absolutely the king of nuts. 

You nutty fucking hero, glory be.

[TheHowieLama]

14 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

 

The spinster two doors down is my prime suspect.   

Why would she bury them though?

[Nunavut Patrick]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Why would she bury them though?

She’s quite squirrelly to be honest; but she does have a lovely solarium that she had built where once a garage stood.