The Snooker 2018/19 Season

[Johnny Utah]

What a blue there.Looks to be in the mood again here

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Utah said:

What a blue there.Looks to be in the mood again here

Must have had an anger wank in the interval. Come on John lad 

[Bjornebye]

Class. 

[Johnny Utah]

Using Seema Jaswal as inspiration no doubt.Should have been 13-7 half an hour ago and now just the three frames in it.Come on John!

[Captain Turdseye]

How spawny was that yellow? Gilbert looks tired, bless him. 

[Bjornebye]

Dog fight now. No-one better that Higgins in that situation. That said, no-one can deny Gilbert the win. Fucking come on John 

[Mike D]

The commentators making the audience laugh would piss me off as a player.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Mike D said:

The commentators making the audience laugh would piss me off as a player.

If you were playing like Higgins did for the most part yesterday then yeah. I'd ram my cue up Virgos arse (oooer)

[Bjornebye]

Game well and truly on. 

[johnsusername]

I'm glad I missed the first 26 frames and can just tune in for the conclusion. 

 

Higgins Trump could be a great final. 

[Johnny Utah]

What was Higgins at asking for the rerack a few frames back?Could have lost him the match here

[Baltar]

Boooo. Higgins into the final. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not a big Higgins fan, but if he's up against Trump I guess I may have to root for the ham faced cheat.

[Baltar]

No chance, if Trump is the final then I'm backing him ahead of that twat. Not that I like Trump but he's been a bit more sensible this season, talking less bollocks and improved his game considerably.

[johnsusername]

That was a great last few frames. I love a good safety session. The to and fro of snookers. The game of cat and mouse. 

 

Virgo though - "WHERE'S THE BLACK GOING!!???" Nowhere near the fucking pocket you arse.

 

[johnsusername]

Just now, Baltar said:

No chance, if Trump is the final then I'm backing him ahead of that twat. Not that I like Trump but he's been a bit more sensible this season, talking less bollocks and improved his game considerably.

Yeah I don't think he's the prick he used to be. Plus, you know, he plays really entertaining stuff. 

 

Still, you can never rule out the Wizard of Wishaw! The ultimate match player etc etc. Might be knackered now though. 

[johnsusername]

What would your walk on song be? 

 

I'd have the Big Break theme song. It'd take the roof off. 

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'd go for either Chas and Dave's Snooker Loopy or Too Drunk to Fuck by The Dead Kennedys.

[johnsusername]

Snooker Loopy would be amazing. Or the BBC snooker theme. Playing to the crowd. 

[johnsusername]

Although it doesn't get much better (or worse?) than Ted Hankey in the darts...

 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Not a big Higgins fan, but if he's up against Trump I guess I may have to root for the ham faced cheat.

I’ll boot you all over the shop dickhead 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, johnsusername said:

What would your walk on song be? 

 

I'd have the Big Break theme song. It'd take the roof off. 

 

 

Full length version of mighty wings from the top gun soundtrack. I’d come into the arena on a jet pack with 5 cans of special brew like someone once alludes too when discussing the apocalypse. 

 

Come on John. 

 

Fucking love the snooker me. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Balding skinny preening tosser v Balding fat Evertonian cheat?

 

Not for me Clive.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Balding skinny preening tosser v Balding fat Evertonian cheat?

 

Not for me Clive.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]