TLW 2018 Poll

[Mook]

Last year's poll went really badly & nobody could be arsed so if that happens again this year I'm going to have a diva strop & it's getting binned in 2019, here goes:-

 

Best film

 

Best album

 

Best tv programme

 

Hottest bird

 

Hottest bloke

 

Favourite TLW moment

 

Highlight

 

Lowlight

 

One wish for 2019

[Strontium]

Hottest bloke - Paul Walker

[Elite]

Best film - Upgrade

 

Best album - Didn't listen any

 

Best tv programme - Better Call Saul

 

Hottest bird - Rita Ora

 

Hottest bloke - Turdseye

 

Favourite TLW moment - Being able to rep or neg without leaving mobile version of the site.

 

Highlight - Getting a dog, nice holidays with the missus and kids

 

Lowlight - Being in a car crash that has given me all sorts of grief with my back.

 

One wish for 2019 - To win some cash

[Mook]

Best film - Genuinely can't think of one

 

Best album - Makaya McCraven's Universal Beings

 

Best tv programme - Ozark

 

Hottest bird - Camila Cabello

 

Hottest bloke - Stig

 

Favourite TLW moment - Definitely Lifetime Fan's fry up

 

Highlight - The birth of my second Son in February

 

Lowlight - Aretha dying

 

One wish for 2018 - Same as last year, get the tories & Brexit to fuck

[General Dryness]

One wish for 2019. Please can death claim Rupert Murdoch and Piers Morgan. Either would be good but preferably both.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Best Film - Cling

 

Best Album - My Sisters Wedding

 

 Best TV programme - The one we’re you can watch one and tape two.

 

Hottest bird - Liver

 

Hottest bloke - Nick Knowles

 

Favourite TLW Moment - Phil the blagger fucking off. If he has.

 

Highlight - Living to 50

 

Lowlight - A certain night in Kiev.

 

Wish for 2019 - Win the fucking lottery. Must start doing it.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

TLW 1988 Poll

 

Best Film - Midnight Run

 

Best Album - Straight Outta Compton 

 

Best TV Programme - Knightmare

 

Hottest Bird - Elisabeth Shue

 

Hottest Bloke - Mehmet (Eastenders)

 

Favourite TLW Moment - Mook’s

ma answering the door in her nightie

 

Highlight - Passing my Cycling Proficiency Test

 

Lowlight - Losing my half Liverpool half Celtic hat

 

Wish for 1989 - That Back to the Future Part II

is sound.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Best film - American film set in a small rural town, some fella had lost a turtle. Some other stuff happened. Can't remember the name of the film.

 

Best album - Couldn't name a single album made in the last 15 or 20 years.

 

Best tv programme - Pasapalabra. Intense quiz show. Nah, dunno really. It's all a load of shite.

 

Hottest bird - Woman that works in the local bakery has the most spectacular arse I've ever seen. Mesmeric.

 

Hottest bloke - I had a student a few months ago who was intimidatingly beautiful.

 

Favourite TLW moment - Dunno. The forum is always more interesting when we're shite. Match threads are still fun occasionally. As are the descriptions of the pictures of horrific breakfasts posted.

 

Highlight - Lanzarote in February was nice. Really interesting place.

 

Lowlight - My boss gradually becoming more and more of a cunt.

 

Wish for 2019 - Brexit being fucked off.

[Jenson]

Best Film - Hotel Transylvania 3

 

Best Album - Would genuinely have no idea

 

Best TV programme - Only Connect

 

Hottest bird - Jennifer Lawrence (as always)

 

Hottest bloke - My daughter says it's some dude off a programme called Riverdale (me neither)

 

Favourite TLW moment - The whole of the Jeremy Corbyn thread

 

Highlight - My divorce coming through while I was relaxing in a hot tub in Meribel after a fantastic day's skiiing

 

Lowlight - Having to pay my ex-wife £14,000 for said divorce

 

Wish for 2019 - My contract at work to be renewed for another 2 years

[ZonkoVille77]

Best film: BlackKkKlansman

 

Best album: Microshift by Hookworms

 

Best tv programme: Mr Mercedes S2

 

Hottest bird: Kate Upton

 

Hottest bloke: VVD

 

Favourite TLW moment: Lifey's fry up

 

Highlight: My baby Son being born in January. He's a little legend. Slowly beating my anxiety.

 

Lowlight: CL Final.

 

One wish for 2019: Trump to choke on a hamburger. In his kecks. Tweeting.

[Thoth]

 

Best film Black Klansman

 

Best album The Vaccines Combat Sports

 

Best tv programme Line of Duty

 

Hottest bird Kelly Brook

 

Hottest bloke Simon Weston

 

Favourite TLW moment The Hysterical Fannies Family Guy thing

 

Highlight getting promoted 

 

Lowlight getting promoted!

 

One wish for 2019 Title winners

[Bjornebye]

Best film - A Star Is Born 

 

Best album - Egypt Station - Paul McCartney

 

Best tv programme - Power (Netflix) 

 

Hottest bird - Holly Willabooby

 

Hottest bloke - Philip Schofield 

 

Favourite TLW moment - Spending every single day with you guys xxxx 

 

Highlight - Started a new job today in town, pretty much the job i'd design for myself if asked. Persistence and belief really does pay off. 

 

Lowlight - Quite a few and I've just started crying thinking about them Mook you bastard. 

 

One wish for 2019 - To really get back on track and reclaim my rightful place as the fucking best and happiest motherfucker around. 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Best film: BlackKkKlansman

 

Best album: Microshift by Hookworms

 

Best tv programme: Mr Mercedes S2

 

Hottest bird: Kate Upton

 

Hottest bloke: VVD

 

Favourite TLW moment: Lifey's fry up

 

Highlight: My baby Son being born in January. He's a little legend. Slowly beating my anxiety.

 

Lowlight: CL Final.

 

One wish for 2019: Trump to choke on a hamburger. In his kecks. Tweeting.

Hahaha Lifeys fry-up hahahahahaha What a day that was. 

[Champ]

Best film Christopher Robin 

 

Best album The only album I've been listening to that was relaeased this year George Ezra Staying at Tamara's

 

Best tv programme AVery British Scandal

 

Hottest bird Turkey

 

Hottest bloke Jurgen Klopp

 

Favourite TLW moment Seeing that I'd got TSOP Huddersfield tickets. Thanks again Mark and Al

 

Highlight  Taking my dad to see Huddersfield Town

 

Lowlight Brexit

 

One wish for 2019 Good health for all my family

[KMD7]

Last year's poll went really badly & nobody could be arsed so if that happens again this year I'm going to have a diva strop & it's getting binned in 2019, here goes:-

 

Best film - No Idea

 

Best album - No idea

 

Best tv programme - House of Haunted Hill (netflix)

 

Hottest bird - The Soprano Donij Van Doorn, an absolute Goddess. Saw her in the 3 Arena Friday night at the Andre Rieu concert. (What a show btw)

 

Hottest bloke - VVD

 

Favourite TLW moment - Col's breakfast

 

Highlight - Everytime I see my baby grandson 

 

Lowlight - Losing one of my oldest friends to alcoholism.

 

One wish for 2019 - My family and friends (tlw folk included) are happy and healthy

[Fowlers God]

Best film- only seen Bohemian Rhapsody at the cinema this year so will have to be that

 

Best album- haven’t listened to any new music really 

 

Best tv programme- American Horror Story apocalypse 

 

Hottest bird- there’s a few

 

Hottest bloke- Virgil

 

Favourite TLW moment- Dave’s we’ve got no more shit players thread

 

Highlight- coming through my trials and tribulations sober and beating my mental health issues

 

Lowlight- Marriage breaking down

 

One wish for 2019- number 19

[Champ]

Oi, Mook, where’s my rep?

I even got your thread moving again!

 

Like KMD7, I love the polls but delayed completing yours because I did struggle with some of the categories. If you’re the GF pollmeister, next year could I request a few more categories. Always loved the ‘forumite(s) you’d be frightened to meet on a dark night’ type questions.

 

Oh and can I pick VVD and Jürgen?

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

Oi, Mook, where’s my rep?

I even got your thread moving again!

 

Like KMD7, I love the polls but delayed completing yours because I did struggle with some of the categories. If you’re the GF pollmeister, next year could I request a few more categories. Always loved the ‘forumite(s) you’d be frightened to meet on a dark night’ type questions

Repped.

 

Aye, some categories could do with removing as well, like 'best album' because hardly anybody on here listens to new music.

 

I'm open to suggestions, I reckon more funny ones to do with the forum would get things going a bit, I'll have a think & maybe restart the thread...

[Tony Moanero]

Personally, I didn’t have a problem

with any of the categories. Completed mine in about 5 seconds flat.

[Mook]

42 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Personally, I didn’t have a problem

with any of the categories. Completed mine 30 years ago.

Cheers, Tony.

[Captain Turdseye]

Best film - Eleven - feat. Simon Maroulis. Haven’t seen it yet but I know it’ll be amazing. 

 

Best album - The ‘Your Top Songs From 2017’ playlist that Spotify made for me. The 2018 one has just appeared and it’s almost identical. 

 

Best tv programme - Storyville. Returned recently to BBC iPlayer. Each one is gripping and I’ve yet to see a bad one. 

 

Hottest bird - Holly Willoughby

 

Hottest bloke - Jeremy Corbyn 

 

Favourite TLW moment - Tony’s righteous missus negging Mrs Rushie’s Tash for tit pics on the MF. (Was that this year?)

 

Highlight - My arms and legs functioning normally all year.

 

Lowlight - Cutting contact with my dad. I did it for all the right reasons but it’s still a bit shit. 

 

One wish for 2019 - Get the Tories out and witness a progressive socialist political ideology in action. Failing that, a break of over 30 on a snooker table. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Best film - Eleven - feat. Simon Maroulis. Haven’t seen it yet but I know it’ll be amazing. 

 

Best album - The ‘Your Top Songs From 2017’ playlist that Spotify made for me. The 2018 one has just appeared and it’s almost identical. 

 

Best tv programme - Storyville. Returned recently to BBC iPlayer. Each one is gripping and I’ve yet to see a bad one. 

 

Hottest bird - Holly Willoughby

 

Hottest bloke - Jeremy Corbyn 

 

Favourite TLW moment - Tony’s righteous missus negging Mrs Rushie’s Tash for tit pics on the MF. (Was that this year?)

 

Highlight - My arms and legs functioning normally all year.

 

Lowlight - Cutting contact with my dad. I did it for all the right reasons but it’s still a bit shit. 

 

One wish for 2019 - Get the Tories out and witness a progressive socialist political ideology in action. Failing that, a break of over 30 on a snooker table. 

Love you lad 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 12/12/2018 at 8:15 AM, KMD7 said:

Last year's poll went really badly & nobody could be arsed so if that happens again this year I'm going to have a diva strop & it's getting binned in 2019, here goes:-

 

Best film - No Idea

 

Best album - No idea

 

Best tv programme - House of Haunted Hill (netflix)

 

Hottest bird - The Soprano Donij Van Doorn, an absolute Goddess. Saw her in the 3 Arena Friday night at the Andre Rieu concert. (What a show btw)

 

Hottest bloke - VVD

 

Favourite TLW moment - Col's breakfast

 

Highlight - Everytime I see my baby grandson 

 

Lowlight - Losing one of my oldest friends to alcoholism.

 

One wish for 2019 - My family and friends (tlw folk included) are happy and healthy

Congratulations on your Grandson.

[Mook]

Since it's dead on here today I'll stick a second lot of poll questions in to liven things up:-

 

Forumite you'd least like to meet down a dark alley at night?

 

Hottest forumite?

 

Forumite you'd most like to go for a pint with?

 

Forumite you'd least like to go on a date with?

 

Forumite most likely to put you on ignore?

 

Forumite with the best dress sense?

 

Which forumite do you reckon would be the best dancer?

 

Forumite with the worst taste in music?

 

Which forumite is most likely to turn out to be one of those mass shooting perpetrators?

[Mook]

Forumite you'd least like to meet down a dark alley at night? Anny Road.

 

Hottest forumite? Stig.

 

Forumite you'd most like to go for a pint with? Dougie Do'ins.

 

Forumite you'd least like to go on a date with? Lifetime Fan (I like having my anal virginity).

 

Forumite most likely to put you on ignore? RobbieOr.

 

Forumite with the best dress sense? Babb's.

 

Which forumite do you reckon would be the best dancer? Tony Moanero.

 

Forumite with the worst taste in music? Stig.

 

Which forumite is most likely to turn out to be one of those mass shooting perpetrators? Champ.