Everton (H) 2/12/18 Premier League

[Bjornebye]

Start Keita.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uly4BS73hWs

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Let's bum them in the bum hole.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We will win 0-0.

[an tha]

My head has fallen off at the powershift and this is just gonna make things worse.

[Trumo]

Win.

[Bjornebye]

And now the few days where Everton fans gleefully rub their hands together in blind hope that their beloved team is gonna beat their Masters. Their wives are already making plans to stay at their maa's on Sunday night. Because they know deep down, they are Blue and White Shite. 

 

Dave Kirby - Chapter 18, Verse 5 

[Anubis]

Smash ‘em lads!

[Stickman]

I know at some point they're going to win at Anfield this century I just hope it's not this one....Although to be fair I've been saying the same thing for about the last ten years .

To be fair we've also done well after we've come back after a Champions League game or an international break I think City is the only one we haven't won.

[an tha]

48 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And now the few days where Everton fans gleefully rub their hands together in blind hope that their beloved team is gonna beat their Masters. Their wives are already making plans to stay at their maa's on Sunday night. Because they know deep down, they are Blue and White Shite. 

 

Dave Kirby - Chapter 18, Verse 5 

The eyes of our Ma's by Dave Kirby

 

The eyes of our Ma's they are battered, they bruise

It must mean that our Everton lose

1 goal, 2 goals, 3 goals, 4 - noses broken, lips are sore

 

The eyes of our Ma's they twinkle so bright

But not tonight on derby night

Another punch, another kick - i wish he'd stayed there at the brick

 

The eyes of our Ma's, he's pulling no punches, shots are raining in in bunches

Left hook, right hook, jab and cross....oh why are everton so toss....

 

The eyes of our Ma's they tell a story

Yes once again Liverpool have taken the glory

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

They're due one, and Silva seems to do well against us, 3-1 to the blooshite!

[liverpoolsno9]

Don’t fancy us at all. The balance of power is shifting. They been getting players from Barca whilst we’ve been shopping from Stoke FFS. They own the fucking Liver Birds. They own the City. Usmanov and his billions is the man behind all this. How the fuck can we compete with that? 

[LFC 6 Times]

Bring Trent back in at RB, Keita for Henderson. 2-0 to us.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Our players especially midfielders and forwards need to pull their fingers out their arses. Way too many off days for some players, this is the top flight of the sport to be the best you've got to be at your best every time. No more half arsed sloppy play, the better we become the higher the minimum standard. 

 

Points wise we are doing great in the league defensively we look solid and we have our moments but teams like Everton no matter how improved are bums compared to us and they need spanking.

[razor]

17 hours ago, an tha said:

The eyes of our Ma's by Dave Kirby

 

The eyes of our Ma's they are battered, they bruise

It must mean that our Everton lose

1 goal, 2 goals, 3 goals, 4 - noses broken, lips are sore

 

The eyes of our Ma's they twinkle so bright

But not tonight on derby night

Another punch, another kick - i wish he'd stayed there at the brick

 

The eyes of our Ma's, he's pulling no punches, shots are raining in in bunches

Left hook, right hook, jab and cross....oh why are everton so toss....

 

The eyes of our Ma's they tell a story

Yes once again Liverpool have taken the glory

 

 

Tut, tut.

 

An opportunity to shoehorn in "Rome", rhyming with "foam" missed...

 

 

Must try harder.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just got a feeling, similar to the one I've had every Anfield Derby since 1999, that they're gonna spoon a win 

[ZonkoVille77]

This just might be their best chance to take us. Hopefully the team isn't in the doldrums after the PSG game and Klopp lets them off the leash. Head says 1-1, heart says 9-0.

 

We're fuckin shite.

[TheHowieLama]

Its good to have the shackles back on - been since late Rafa that we have been able to wear those around

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Play Shaqiri, and be up for it and we win. 

[3 Stacks]

For once they have a manager who isn't a pussy, and there's something to be said about that, especially in this fixture. But we're still their daddies. Play remotely well, and we'll get the three points. 

[El Rojo]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

For once they have a manager who isn't a pussy, and there's something to be said about that, especially in this fixture. But we're still their daddies. Play remotely well, and we'll get the three points. 

There's a lot going on in this post.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

There's a lot going on in this post.

Can see his point though, as long as we don’t fanny around we will give them a good shafting.

[SasaS]

So to summarize this page, we'll bum them in their bum holes if we pull our fingers out of our arses, because, even if their manager is no longer a pussy, we are still their daddy and will give them a good shafting if we don't fanny around.

Some very good talking points for Klopp's pre-match presser.

[Hades]

Not so much a Freudian slip as a Freudian avalanche.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If we keep it up their end then it will all come good in the end. 

[3 Stacks]

21 minutes ago, Hades said:

Not so much a Freudian slip as a Freudian avalanche.

Guilty. Watched a little too much father-daughter porn this morning. Still on the brain.