Long Time No See.

[Bruce Spanner]

Morning reprobates, 

 

Some of you may remember me as the erudite deviant brucespanner, from many moons ago. Many of you won’t and, truly, you missed out!

 

Anyhows, short and long of it since Dave fucked up the server I can't log in under my old nom de plume meaning I have to use this lurker account I had to keep checks on you pricks.

 

Right the reason for this missive, I’m up for one night only and have not been for years and need to know the old haunts aren’t, well, haunted by dickheads.

 

I’ve got so far, TATE & Roski for lunch.

 

Then the shitfest begins…Dead Crafty, Ship & Mitre, Sanctuary Tap, Dispensary, Brew Dog, Kaz, Gig at Shipping Forecast, Krazy House.

 

What am I missing that’s worth seeing as I feel like a stranger now!

 

I have Sunday morning/afternoon as well if I’m in a fit state, so advice welcome…

 

PS: Fuck off  Bjørnebye

[Captain Turdseye]

Not enough massive Australian bellends on here these days. 

 

Actually, that’s not true but welcome back anyway you massive Australian bellend.  

[cloggypop]

You're gone. Get over it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

You're not really an Aussie are you? You were in South London last time on here weren't you?

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You're not really an Aussie are you? You were in South London last time on here weren't you?

 

It was West London Da-ha-ling and no, I'm not a fucking Aussie.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sunday morning massive breakfast at Shiraz in North John Street. 

 

(After mass, obviously.)

[JohnnyH]

I'm not an Aussie either.  Mad coincidence 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Vonblonberg said:

 

It was West London Da-ha-ling and no, I'm not a fucking Aussie.

Fuck off Hades.

[TheHowieLama]

Post a breakfast Spanner

[Oh Buoy]

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Vonblonberg said:

 

It was West London Da-ha-ling and no, I'm not a fucking Aussie.

 

You are though. 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Vonblonberg said:

Morning reprobates, 

 

Some of you may remember me as the erudite deviant brucespanner, from many moons ago. Many of you won’t and, truly, you missed out!

 

Anyhows, short and long of it since Dave fucked up the server I can't log in under my old nom de plume meaning I have to use this lurker account I had to keep checks on you pricks.

 

Right the reason for this missive, I’m up for one night only and have not been for years and need to know the old haunts aren’t, well, haunted by dickheads.

 

I’ve got so far, TATE & Roski for lunch.

 

Then the shitfest begins…Dead Crafty, Ship & Mitre, Sanctuary Tap, Dispensary, Brew Dog, Kaz, Gig at Shipping Forecast, Krazy House.

 

What am I missing that’s worth seeing as I feel like a stranger now!

 

I have Sunday morning/afternoon as well if I’m in a fit state, so advice welcome…

 

PS: Fuck off  Bjørnebye

Bit uncalled for like. 

 

Dont pretend you won't be in The Lisbon by half 9. 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Post a breakfast Spanner

 

The only thing I tend to eat for breakfast is ya ma and there are enough pics of her dotted about the internet without polluting this thread.

[Carvalho Diablo]

21 minutes ago, Vonblonberg said:

 

The only thing I tend to eat for breakfast is ya ma and there are enough pics of her dotted about the internet without polluting this thread.

Welcome back Mr Spanner mate, none of that flouncing fucking fanny shite for you pal, acted like a proper man and just fucked off without a word. 

 

How is your other half?  Wasn't she snookered, banged up in North Tees hospital or summat? 

Hope you're both okay pal. 

[Kevin D]

6 hours ago, Vonblonberg said:

 

 

Some of you may remember me as the erudite deviant brucespanner, from many moons ago. Many of you won’t and, truly, you missed out!

 

Anyhows, short and long of it since Dave fucked up the server I can't log in under my old nom de plume meaning I have to use this lurker account I had to keep checks on you pricks.

 

If we're admitting to have second accounts, I should probably acknowledge that RedShadow was me.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Bring back the gingers thread. 

[Lee909]

Wasn't away long enough imo

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Welcome back Mr Spanner mate, none of that flouncing fucking fanny shite for you pal, acted like a proper man and just fucked off without a word. 

 

How is your other half?  Wasn't she snookered, banged up in North Tees hospital or summat? 

Hope you're both okay pal. 

 

Another lifetime ago, she made a fully recovery thankfully...didn’t ever remember who I was though! 

[TheBitch]

4 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

If we're admitting to have second accounts, I should probably acknowledge that RedShadow was me.

 

 

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

If we're admitting to have second accounts, I should probably acknowledge that RedShadow was me.

Anything else you’d like to share with the class, Kevin?

[Champ]

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Welcome back Mr Spanner mate, none of that flouncing fucking fanny shite for you pal, acted like a proper man and just fucked off without a word. 

 

How is your other half?  Wasn't she snookered, banged up in North Tees hospital or summat? 

Hope you're both okay pal. 

You know where you are with a lurker, though, Carvs. Not sure about this cloak of invisibility malarkey 

[Carvalho Diablo]

44 minutes ago, Champ said:

You know where you are with a lurker, though, Carvs. Not sure about this cloak of invisibility malarkey 

Next thing you know he'll be rifling through your knicker drawer. 

[VladimirIlyich]

39 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Next thing you know he'll be rifling through your knicker drawer. 

Again?

[razor]

11 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

If we're admitting to have second accounts, I should probably acknowledge that RedShadow was me.

This isn't true.  Those levels of insanity just can't be faked.

 

But seeing as it's you, Kevin...

[Bruce Spanner]

One fucking recommendation, cheers dickheads!

 

Looks like it’s an evening in McHales and a Bazooka Chicken on the way back to Aki’s Gaff.