The BBC

[Stouffer]

On 28/02/2021 at 10:07, Section_31 said:

I had a dream years ago I was married to her which was weird as I didn't fancy her of even watch Blue Peter, but I woke up thinking better of her for it and if we'd worked in an office together I'd have gone in that day and paid her closer attention.

 

I later had a dream I was married to Anita Rani, although again I'd never thought about her that way.

 

I reckon you could break a scaffolding board over her back and she'd not even flinch.

 

Grrr.

[Bruce Spanner]

On 08/04/2021 at 08:17, Bruce Spanner said:

Is every correspondent called Caroline Davis or am I loosing my fucking mind and stuck in a Caroline Davis ‘Being John Malkovich’ headfuck.

Even the guardian now, I’ve clearly gone mad...

 

[Stickman]

Both fucking channels this shite is on and they’ve took BBC 4 off for the night....So no Masterchef nor Great British Menu 

And to think they take the piss out of China and North Korea as regards propaganda ..

 

 

[magicrat]

I don't pay a TV licence to watch wall to wall bilge on Phil the Greek . FFS one of their channels could broadcast  normally at least.   

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I don't pay a TV licence to watch wall to wall bilge on Phil the Greek . FFS one of their channels could broadcast  normally at least.   

This is effectively mandated, argue against the Royals not Auntie.

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

This is effectively mandated, argue against the Royals not Auntie.

Howl at the moon , no thanks.

 

I'm watching the Masters anyway as planned but I'm furious I can't watch Masterchef if I had wanted to !

[Trumo]

On 08/04/2021 at 08:17, Bruce Spanner said:

Is every correspondent called Caroline Davis or am I loosing my fucking mind and stuck in a Caroline Davis ‘Being John Malkovich’ headfuck.

 

It could be worse. We could be living in a Witchell Wonderland.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Trumo said:

 

It could be worse. We could be living in a Witchell Wonderland.

Witchell turned up SIX minutes after the news broke, amazing dedication, had a speech prepared and everything. 

 

Phil the Greek making it rain for these forelock tugging toadies.  

[Bruce Spanner]

14 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Howl at the moon , no thanks.

 

I'm watching the Masters anyway as planned but I'm furious I can't watch Masterchef if I had wanted to !

I’m furious that this institution takes a minimum of £350m basic every year in a grant and has the power to shape constitutional issues in its own favour whilst enriching itself from an almost unimaginable starting position of wealth, privilege and access, but maybe that’s just me who hates the fucking parasites...

 

Maybe one of the plebs who wins Master Chef will appear on Great British Menu one day and have the ‘privilege’ of cooking for the cunts, that’ll be a treat for ‘em.

 

 

[magicrat]

14 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I’m furious that this institution takes a minimum of £350m basic every year in a grant and has the power to shape constitutional issues in its own favour whilst enriching itself from an almost unimaginable starting position of wealth, privilege and access, but maybe that’s just me who hates the fucking parasites...

 

Maybe one of the plebs who wins Master Chef will appear on Great British Menu one day and have the ‘privilege’ of cooking for the cunts, that’ll be a treat for ‘em.

 

 

Take some comfort from the fact that it's not very often one of the fuckers dies. They all seem to plod along way past their sell by date, Maj will no doubt last another 20 years 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Take some comfort from the fact that it's not very often one of the fuckers dies. They all seem to plod along way past their sell by date, Maj will no doubt last another 20 years 

I’d do them all in the town square tomorrow to save the anguish. 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[magicrat]

21 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I’d do them all in the town square tomorrow to save the anguish. 

Worked with the Romanovs 

[Mudface]

12 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

We're receiving complaints about too much TV coverage of the death of HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

Please enter your email address below to register a complaint about this - we'll then send you the BBC's response as soon as it is available.

 

The response will no doubt be, 'get fucked, pleb. And we've reported you to your ISP'.

[Jairzinho]

51 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

"racistgreeklizardnonce@gmail.com"

[Lee909]

Please send a complaint so we can add you to the unpatriotic list. Expect men in a blue, white and red van to arrive for your re-education 

[Section_31]

Tremendous. I went to an open recruitment event there once and a producer told me one of their staff 'was the son of a docker'. Seemingly being a scouser I must too have had some links to the docks, and that it should be no barrier.

[Bjornebye]

I'm sure the conversation wasn't set up to get her to say something like that and I'm certain her words haven't been taken out of context, I'm also absolutely certain that the rest of her interview is as 'woke' as the headlines suggest. Cunts. 

 

 

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm sure the conversation wasn't set up to get her to say something like that and I'm certain her words haven't been taken out of context, I'm also absolutely certain that the rest of her interview is as 'woke' as the headlines suggest. Cunts. 

 

 

Nah it's legit, all the papers are carrying the same story.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/idris-elbas-luther-lacks-authenticity-23910338

 

You only have to watch Eastenders or, to be fair, corry, to see how heavy handed telly types are with ethnic characters. The black fellas over 50 always drink rum and are always related to a wide boy. Because that's how black people roll. The Asian family own a curry house. If there was a Jewish family in there they'd almost certainly own a bank.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Nah it's legit, all the papers are carrying the same story.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/idris-elbas-luther-lacks-authenticity-23910338

 

You only have to watch Eastenders or, to be fair, corry, to see how heavy handed telly types are with ethnic characters. The black fellas over 50 always drink rum and are always related to a wide boy. Because that's how black people roll. The Asian family own a curry house. If there was a Jewish family in there they'd almost certainly own a bank.

One of the script editors was on the radio earlier. The character wasn’t written as being black, just the best actor available got the part.  

[Scooby Dudek]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Nah it's legit, all the papers are carrying the same story.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/idris-elbas-luther-lacks-authenticity-23910338

 

You only have to watch Eastenders or, to be fair, corry, to see how heavy handed telly types are with ethnic characters. The black fellas over 50 always drink rum and are always related to a wide boy. Because that's how black people roll. The Asian family own a curry house. If there was a Jewish family in there they'd almost certainly own a bank.

Surely having all Asians owning curry houses etc is the sort of stereotype they are trying to get away from. 

Not all scousers are funny or car thieves and what not.

[Strontium]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

You only have to watch Eastenders or, to be fair, corry, to see how heavy handed telly types are with ethnic characters. The black fellas over 50 always drink rum and are always related to a wide boy. Because that's how black people roll. The Asian family own a curry house. If there was a Jewish family in there they'd almost certainly own a bank.

 

The lad from the black family on Corrie has just had to have a DNA test to find out if his dad was actually his dad.

 

Pretty sure they had a similar plot about disputed parentage with the black family on Eastenders (the Truemans?). The writers must believe that black women are passing themselves around like party favours.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

The lad from the black family on Corrie has just had to have a DNA test to find out if his dad was actually his dad.

 

Pretty sure they had a similar plot about disputed parentage with the black family on Eastenders (the Truemans?). The writers must believe that black women are passing themselves around like party favours.

At least fathers are present in these scenarios, unlike the GCSE textbooks kids are exposed to...

 

[Jairzinho]

Had no idea Nick Griffin was writing the textbooks.

[Bobby Hundreds]

So black people only eat Caribbean food. You learn something new everyday. They should try pizza its really nice.