Worst lines in movies

[Remmie]

I actually like The Rock, but this Nic Cage's line is fucking woeful:

 

 

[razor]

I can't find a video of it, but John Wark saying, "How would you know?" when they enter the bunkhouse in Escape to Victory has to be right up there.

 

Making a concrete lampost look like Marlon Brando isn't an easy feat, but with his deadpan delivery and almost inaudible mumbling diction, Warky certainly gave it a run for its money.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Guest]

Not so much a specific line but Patsy Kensit's accent in Lethal Weapon... 

 

 

[Bob]

If you’re going with accents, this has to make it...

 

 

[Bob]

And take your pick from any of this...

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A controversial one round hete, but this is urrer shite, delivered with all the acting skill it deserves.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mrs O'T reckons that this line was written to be said in a sarcastic voice; it would improve the scene a millionfold.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, razor said:

I can't find a video of it, but John Wark saying, "How would you know?" when they enter the bunkhouse in Escape to Victory has to be right up there.

 

Making a concrete lampost look like Marlon Brando isn't an easy feat, but with his deadpan delivery and almost inaudible mumbling diction, Warky certainly gave it a run for its money.

It's only his Golden-Age-of-Hollywood glamorous good looks that got him that part.

[Mudface]

 

 

"Waddya say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

 

 

"Gobble, gobble."

 

Hmm, bit of a theme there.

[Mudface]

 

 

From about 1:30 onwards. 

 

"You have great tits. They're really beautiful."
"Thank you."
"I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?"
"I like having nice tits."
"How do ya like having 'em?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I mean."
"l like having them in a nice dress or a tight top." 
"Mmm. You like to show 'em off." 

[Trumo]

"You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning? The same thing as everybody else." Storm vs Toad from the first X-Men film.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0yKSNq-oLg

[Guest]

This whole scene qualifies. Maybe this whole movie qualifies.

 

 

[Stickman]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

If you’re going with accents, this has to make it...

 

 

 

I'll raise you that and give you Ray Winstone in The Departed not only for his accent but the dialogue especially Craaanberry Juice.

 

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

There's a line towards the end of First Blood that always bizarrely makes me laugh. Sly's doing his big speech about his friend getting blown up, and in trying so hard to act his voice goes all squeaky when delivering the line "I can't find your legs".

[Section_31]

Pretty much anything in the star wars prequels.

 

'You're so beautiful'

'That's only because I'm so in love'

'But I am in love with YOU!'

[Baresi]

Return of the Jedi - 'You rebel scum'.  So wooden.

[magicrat]

This must be the winner

 

 

[aws]

In The Swarm (a disaster movies so bad it's great) Michael Caine plays a doctor and rescues someone from the bees. She says something like "I guess a girl always falls in love with her doctor at a time like this'. 

[Chris]

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

 

Whiny little bitch.

[Total Longo]

"Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way."

 

*shudders*

[sir roger]

I Remember a best 10 of all time was produced & I'm sure the top 2 were.

 

a 1940'S Historical romp where a female, distinctly American voice whines 

War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager! ' 

 

A Fred Astaire film where he looks into his leading lady's eyes & exclaims

 

' What a darling little Dutch Cap '

 

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Stickman said:

 

I'll raise you that and give you Ray Winstone in The Departed not only for his accent but the dialogue especially Craaanberry Juice.

 

 

 

That was the first thing that popped into my mind and the mention of worst accents.

How did he ever get through the auditions?

[Anubis]

Emilio Esteves in Mission Impossible - “Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.”

 

And an all time favourite from Troll 2...

 

 

[Strontium]

You're spoilt for choice with the Star Wars prequels, but this is up there