Liz Hurley

[General Dryness 10,032]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Blame @General Dryness

@Alan Sex doesn't post that much any more. I'm just filling in. Fnar.

[Stouffer 2,738]

Curly Wurly

[Bruce Spanner 5,735]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

Blame @General Dryness

 

It's probably not that, in truth, maybe an infection of some sort?

[Stickman 8,717]

 

 

 

 

 

[Pete 1,918]

27 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

 

 

 

 

WOOD!

[Bjornebye 33,209]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet baby jesus and the orphans

 

That top video, imagine just imagine being the fella walking back to the hotel room with her. I'd cum twice from the lift to the room door 

[Harry's Lad 2,904]

2 hours ago, Stickman said:

 

 

 

 

 

And to think Hugh Grant lost her over a nosh off some fat prossie in the back of a car.

Fucking mug.

[Jairzinho 25,278]

Although to be fair, this is a recent picture of Shane Warne -

 

[Alan Sex 4,558]

21 hours ago, General Dryness said:

@Alan Sex doesn't post that much any more. I'm just filling in. Fnar.

I appreciate that you have grabbed my baton with both hands. 
 

Hurley’s minge is probably taking on the shape of an old and sagging leather bifold wallet. 

[General Dryness 10,032]

2 hours ago, Alan Sex said:

I appreciate that you have grabbed my baton with both hands. 
 

Hurley’s minge is probably taking on the shape of an old and sagging leather bifold wallet. 

And what a baton it is.

 

Re: Hurley,  agreed. With a faint whiff of Estee Lauder, piss and mussels.

[VladimirIlyich 9,478]

6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

And what a baton it is.

 

Re: Hurley,  agreed. With a faint whiff of Estee Lauder, piss and mussels.

You say that as if it was a bad thing.

[Skidfingers McGonical 3,484]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sweet baby jesus and the orphans

 

That top video, imagine just imagine being the fella walking back to the hotel room with her. I'd cum twice from the lift to the room door 

Probably her son.

[manwiththestick 5,154]

It could look like a thrice run-over badger and I was still have no hesitation in jumping right in there.

[dockers_strike 4,080]

21 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

And to think Hugh Grant lost her over a nosh off some fat prossie in the back of a car.

Fucking mug.

She's still fit as fuck. Oh and what a lovely pussy!

[Edward. 392]

On 15/11/2021 at 12:38, Harry's Lad said:

And to think Hugh Grant lost her over a nosh off some fat prossie in the back of a car.

Fucking mug.

Maybe Liz doesn’t suck cock.

[manwiththestick 5,154]

2 hours ago, Edward. said:

Maybe Liz doesn’t suck cock.

Don't ruin the dream.

[Edward. 392]

It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

[sir roger 8,661]

5 hours ago, Edward. said:

Maybe Liz doesn’t suck cock.

Not convinced about that. If you check the Encyclopaedia Britannica under ' Women who almost definitely suck cock ' you will find this picture.

 

[Kevin D 9,425]

 

[No2 1,653]

On 16/11/2021 at 23:39, sir roger said:

Not convinced about that. If you check the Encyclopaedia Britannica under ' Women who almost definitely suck cock ' you will find this picture.

 

 

5 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

She's gotten better with age, what a woman.

[Bjornebye 33,209]

I bet her farts smell of cherry drops

 

 

 

[Kevin D 9,425]

[Section_31 24,547]

She makes me so erect they could make a whole new era of Tom Clancy films about my cock.

 

They'd parade it through Red Square and Gorbachev would be wheeled out to applaud it. Andy McNab and his team would be sent into the desert in the middle of the night to take it out only to be captured. 

 

Then they'd make a film called hunt for red cocktober. The white house guy would ask Alec Baldwin if my cock could be characterized as a first strike weapon to which he'd reply it was a 'strong possibility'.

[Harry's Lad 2,904]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She makes me so erect they could make a whole new era of Tom Clancy films about my cock.

 

They'd parade it through Red Square and Gorbachev would be wheeled out to applaud it. Andy McNab and his team would be sent into the desert in the middle of the night to take it out only to be captured. 

 

Then they'd make a film called hunt for red cocktober. The white house guy would ask Alec Baldwin if my cock could be characterized as a first strike weapon to which he'd reply it was a 'strong possibility'.

Before taking aim at it with a handgun prop and accidentally shooting your bellend off.

[Butch 1,416]

On 16/11/2021 at 23:39, sir roger said:

Not convinced about that. If you check the Encyclopaedia Britannica under ' Women who almost definitely suck cock ' you will find this picture.

 

Woof woof