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On 16/11/2021 at 23:39, sir roger said:

Not convinced about that. If you check the Encyclopaedia Britannica under ' Women who almost definitely suck cock ' you will find this picture.

 

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5 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

She's gotten better with age, what a woman.

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She makes me so erect they could make a whole new era of Tom Clancy films about my cock.

 

They'd parade it through Red Square and Gorbachev would be wheeled out to applaud it. Andy McNab and his team would be sent into the desert in the middle of the night to take it out only to be captured. 

 

Then they'd make a film called hunt for red cocktober. The white house guy would ask Alec Baldwin if my cock could be characterized as a first strike weapon to which he'd reply it was a 'strong possibility'.

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15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She makes me so erect they could make a whole new era of Tom Clancy films about my cock.

 

They'd parade it through Red Square and Gorbachev would be wheeled out to applaud it. Andy McNab and his team would be sent into the desert in the middle of the night to take it out only to be captured. 

 

Then they'd make a film called hunt for red cocktober. The white house guy would ask Alec Baldwin if my cock could be characterized as a first strike weapon to which he'd reply it was a 'strong possibility'.

Before taking aim at it with a handgun prop and accidentally shooting your bellend off.

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