Liz Hurley

[chrisbonnie]

8 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

I don't see Anything.......

[Strontium]

Yeah, the image has gone now, this is why I prefer to upload directly to the forum.

 

Pretty sure it was this:

 

[chrisbonnie]

I know she's riddled with botox, 

 

But she's in great nick. 

[Sugar Ape]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPL1zdmFirb/?utm_medium=share_sheet

[Mudface]

11 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPL1zdmFirb/?utm_medium=share_sheet

 

 

[Strontium]

Sticking the video here for, uh, posterity.

 

She's off the hook. What a girl.

 

[redheart]

There is something very sad and desperate about Liz Hurley.

 

An over the hill substandard actress who was famous for not very much.

 

Now aged, single and having to get her son to make short films of her trying to be sexy just so people still notice her.

 

Its like a tragic biopic of an old hollywood actress in her old aging mansion trying to still be a star but nobody pays attention any more.

 

if it were a film she would be played by Betty Davis

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, redheart said:

There is something very sad and desperate about Liz Hurley.

 

An over the hill substandard actress who was famous for not very much.

 

Now aged, single and having to get her son to make short films of her trying to be sexy just so people still notice her.

 

Its like a tragic biopic of an old hollywood actress in her old aging mansion trying to still be a star but nobody pays attention any more.

 

if it were a film she would be played by Betty Davis

I'm so glad its Liz in the videos rather than Bette Davis or a lookalike though.

[Mudface]

22 minutes ago, redheart said:

There is something very sad and desperate about Liz Hurley.

 

An over the hill substandard actress who was famous for not very much.

 

Now aged, single and having to get her son to make short films of her trying to be sexy just so people still notice her.

 

Its like a tragic biopic of an old hollywood actress in her old aging mansion trying to still be a star but nobody pays attention any more.

 

if it were a film she would be played by Betty Davis

Nice tits though.

[Chip Butty]

40 minutes ago, redheart said:

There is something very sad and desperate about Liz Hurley.

 

An over the hill substandard actress who was famous for not very much.

 

Now aged, single and having to get her son to make short films of her trying to be sexy just so people still notice her.

 

Its like a tragic biopic of an old hollywood actress in her old aging mansion trying to still be a star but nobody pays attention any more.

 

if it were a film she would be played by Betty Davis

I agree. I'd like to be tragic all over her tits, in her face, up her shit pipe and in her cave of tragic allure. 

[Rico1304]

9 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

I agree. I'd like to be tragic all over her tits, in her face, up her shit pipe and in her cave of tragic allure. 

Poetry.  Who said this place doesn’t have an culture? 

[Section_31]

54 minutes ago, redheart said:

There is something very sad and desperate about Liz Hurley.

 

An over the hill substandard actress who was famous for not very much.

 

Now aged, single and having to get her son to make short films of her trying to be sexy just so people still notice her.

 

Its like a tragic biopic of an old hollywood actress in her old aging mansion trying to still be a star but nobody pays attention any more.

 

if it were a film she would be played by Betty Davis

The only tragic thing about Hurley is that my helmet isn't bivouacked in her colon.

[Stickman]

She mightn’t be the best actress buts a couple of Oscar winning gifs

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

The thing about Hurley is that, unlike a lot of famous birds who are all pouts and poses, you get the impression she is genuinely randy, there'd be absolutely no time wasting with her at all, if you pulled her in a bar and she thought you were a laugh she'd take you home and absolutely pound you into oblivion. 

[Vincent Vega]

[Strontium]

 

[lifetime fan]

That ain’t her now. 

[manwiththestick]

Yes Liz!

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

That ain’t her now. 

 

Apparently so, taken in the last few weeks.

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Apparently so, taken in the last few weeks.

There’s more work done there on her and photoshopping that you and RiS couldn’t put together in a lifetime. 
 

I’d still bum her fucking crazy. 

[Mike D]

22 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

[KMD7]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The edges of that wood panelling are warping. Lovely dry stone wall in the background though.

[Section_31]

Glorious.

[lifetime fan]

35 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

Looks like Codes bedroom.