Liz Hurley

[Herp McDerp]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

 

Not saying I want her to stop like. It's just odd seeing someone that's old enough to be my mother behaving like some attention starved insta-thot.

[Pete]

36 minutes ago, clockspeed said:

Which makes me think she not dirt 

Single input? Not a three pin plug? 

Shame if true. 

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

I can't be the only one that finds it a bit tragic that a 50 year old is so desperate for attention she keeps getting her baps out? Does she plan to keep going until she turns 60? Maybe an onlyfans account once she turns 70?

 

 

Almost guaranteed she doesn't give blowies.

I'd do unspeakable things just to be in a position for her to decline and offer me a handy instead.

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

She is a vacuous bint but she's nice to look at. Thats all she is to me an object I objectify her because she sells herself as nothing but something you'd like to fuck.

[Baltar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BkwnGq2yaA

[Kevin D]

6 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

I can't be the only one that finds it a bit tragic that a 50 year old is so desperate for attention she keeps getting her baps out? Does she plan to keep going until she turns 60? Maybe an onlyfans account once she turns 70?

 

 

Almost guaranteed she doesn't give blowies.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

At the time of his death he was worth $300,000 after blowing nearly all of the $600 million dollars he inherited. I mean I bet he lived a lot but what a stupid twat. 

Wikipedia says he gave most of it away to charities and liberal political campaigns. Sounded like a good egg. Oooh,sorry about the Humpty Dumpty reference there.

[Lee909]

Well there it is

Not her son taken the photo but her 80 year old mum

[sir roger]

Wow , turns out Herp McDerp is Piers Morgan.

[Herp McDerp]

15 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Wow , turns out Herp McDerp is Piers Morgan.

 

Hey fuck you buddy. I said a 50 yr old posting half naked pics of herself online was a bit odd, not that i hate the poors.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

We've all been there, getting an octogenarian relative to take a picture of our tits in the snow. 

[johnsusername]

7 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

We've all been there, getting an octogenarian relative to take a picture of our tits in the snow. 

Any pictures of her mum? 

[sir roger]

11 hours ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Hey fuck you buddy. I said a 50 yr old posting half naked pics of herself online was a bit odd, not that i hate the poors.

He was in the news today telling Liz to get her clothes back on and act her age.

[Herp McDerp]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He was in the news today telling Liz to get her clothes back on and act her age.

 

Fuck. Guess I'm getting old.

[bigthrusts]

[manwiththestick]

Great nick.

[Herp McDerp]

1 hour ago, bigthrusts said:

 

Her mum takes great photos.

[Rico1304]

“Liz, love, one of your lips has popped out. Can you tuck it in?”

 

”Thanks mum”

[neko]

I'd strap on roller skates and hang out down there for days, while she carried on with things.

[Bjornebye]

On 26/01/2021 at 14:07, Herp McDerp said:

I can't be the only one that finds it a bit tragic that a 50 year old is so desperate for attention she keeps getting her baps out? Does she plan to keep going until she turns 60? Maybe an onlyfans account once she turns 70?

 

 

2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 26/01/2021 at 14:31, Herp McDerp said:

 

Not saying I want her to stop like. It's just odd seeing someone that's old enough to be my mother behaving like some attention starved insta-thot.

Gay!! But not without some merit.

[johnsusername]

She's a fine piece of real estate.

[manwiththestick]

[bigthrusts]