Liz Hurley

[sir roger]

23 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

She's on RuPaul's Drag Race on BBC1 now. 

Blimey, I thought she just hadn't trimmed properly in the last bikini shot.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

She can handle my sacks any time. 

[Leyton388]

[Bjornebye]

arrr eh 

[Vincent Vega]

[manwiththestick]

She's 56 in June, fucking hell.

[Leyton388]

She perfect and looks like she's in her late 30s early 40s.

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

I'd like her to lay down like that and i'd scoop her eyes out with a tea spoon, then drop my balls in her eye sockets and pop me cock in her mouth and hold her lovely eyes in front of me an gaze lovingly for hours, into them. Nothing pervy, just appreciate her. 

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

 

[manwiththestick]

Wonder if it's her son taking those pics? 

 

Weird little set up.

[ZonkoVille77]

Ah here, leave it out.

[VladimirIlyich]

35 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

Jeez! Even her twitter photo is imitating her sucking cock or swallowing jizz. 

[Chip Butty]

If you bummed her son, but squinted a bit while you did it, that would be as good as I reckon. 

 

 

 

[skend04]

I've divorced my folks and have got my adoption papers ready. She just needs to sign them.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I'd marry her tits. 

[Strontium]

Steve Bing had that, binned it off, then jumped off a skyscraper. There's nowt so queer as folk.

[Aventus]

I wish my mum looked like that.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

10 hours ago, Aventus said:

I wish my mum looked like that.

 

Hahaha

[dockers_strike]

12 hours ago, Aventus said:

I wish my mum looked like that.

!?

[Section_31]

12 hours ago, Aventus said:

I wish my mum looked like that.

No point unless you live in Leigh, frowned upon elsewhere.

[Bobby Hundreds]

13 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Steve Bing had that, binned it off, then jumped off a skyscraper. There's nowt so queer as folk.

At the time of his death he was worth $300,000 after blowing nearly all of the $600 million dollars he inherited. I mean I bet he lived a lot but what a stupid twat. 

[Pete]

13 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Steve Bing had that, binned it off, then jumped off a skyscraper. There's nowt so queer as folk.

Hugh Grant had that and decided a young lady from the streets of LA was more desirable. 

[clockspeed]

38 minutes ago, Pete said:

Hugh Grant had that and decided a young lady from the streets of LA was more desirable. 

Which makes me think she not dirt 

[Herp McDerp]

I can't be the only one that finds it a bit tragic that a 50 year old is so desperate for attention she keeps getting her baps out? Does she plan to keep going until she turns 60? Maybe an onlyfans account once she turns 70?

 

8 minutes ago, clockspeed said:

Which makes me think she not dirt 

 

Almost guaranteed she doesn't give blowies.

[johnsusername]

18 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

I can't be the only one that finds it a bit tragic that a 50 year old is so desperate for attention she keeps getting her baps out? Does she plan to keep going until she turns 60? Maybe an onlyfans account once she turns 70?