Liz Hurley

[Juniper]

I used to know her mum (Liz was born and raised in the town I now live in) a few years back. 

 

Her mum is ace. Really nice woman.  

[Bjornebye]

On 22/02/2020 at 09:25, manwiththestick said:

She could look like John Collins ball bag and I'd still like to spend 3 quality minutes climbing all over her.

Hahahaha

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Juniper said:

I used to know her mum (Liz was born and raised in the town I now live in) a few years back. 

 

Her mum is ace. Really nice woman.  

Did you ever ask for her number? Her daughters obviously 

[Edward.]

I’d like to wear as a hat.

[Edward.]

I’d prefer a Lucy Verasamy hat but I’m not too picky 

[Juniper]

 

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Did you ever ask for her number? Her daughters obviously 

Liz isn't my type ......That and my bank balance wouldn't have competed with the multimillionaire she was married to at the time!

 

Her mum would always frequently talk about visiting her and the grandkids at their place in Gloucestershire though (as she knew I was from there)

 

Real nice lady. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Juniper said:

 

Liz isn't my type ......That and my bank balance wouldn't have competed with the multimillionaire she was married to at the time!

 

Her mum would always frequently talk about visiting her and the grandkids at their place in Gloucestershire though (as she knew I was from there)

 

Real nice lady. 

Hi Junipers missus. Hope the baby is still all well etc. 

[Juniper]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hi Junipers missus. Hope the baby is still all well etc. 

Haha!

 

All good mate, she's an absolute gem. 

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Edward. said:

I’d like to wear as a hat.

[ZonkoVille77]

8 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

She's roping her sister in now

 

 

Some quality breast genes in that family.

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

[dockers_strike]

Pure filth.

[Pete]

Would. 

[Tj hooker]

So would I 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, bigthrusts said:

 

 

 

 

She's absolutely fantastic but she's kidding nobody that she's gone and read a book.

[Sugar Ape]

43 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

She's absolutely fantastic but she's kidding nobody that she's gone and read a book.

There’s a book in the photo?

[johnsusername]

She's a national treasure. However, her relationship with her son is odd to say the least.

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

There’s a book in the photo?

I only noticed as it's covering her rat.

[Harry Squatter]

[Lario]

Is that her trimmed bush I see?

[Bobby Hundreds]

If God asks what do you want to be in this next reincarnation she probably said "I just want to make balls fizz".

[Kevin D]

I'd like to hear from Mendoza.

[Stickman]

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

She must be a bad pain in the arse or be a complete crank. Only explanation for Hugh Grant getting caught getting a suck off a smackhead brass on Sunset Strip.

[bigthrusts]

She's on RuPaul's Drag Race on BBC1 now.