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Scruff Behaviour

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Me and the Mrs just had a little barbecue and it reminded me of something that happened years ago.   My mate invited us all around to his for one, just the lads at this stage but his bird at

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I once witnessed the following example of scruff behaviour. A mother and her son were food shopping. The kid (under ten) was standing in the front of the trolley and the mother passed him a box of egg

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I used to work for a 'well known Liverpool catalogue and online retail' company. They had a machine in one of the warehouses that could detect if a suit had been worn by a dead body, because people us

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Good shout on borrowing money and not paying it back. Even people who make you have to ask them for what they owe is pretty shit, lost at least one mate with this shit. 

 

Also good shout about people who dither in rounds. I've met at least two people, mates of mates, who, even when I bought them a pint, I could tell they wouldn't buy me one back. 

 

One kept the pint I'd got him for about four hours, the other just fucked off home before it was time for his round.

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1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Half the time they haven’t even wiped their arse as there’s no evidence of any bog roll.

 

People who piss all over the bog seat. Dirty fuckers do this in work all the time.

Yeah, infuriates me, that. There used to be some weirdo in my wife’s work, who would put the lid down and shit on it.

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Tipping crisps out of the bag into the mouth.

 

Blowing snot out of your nose in a supermarket aisle. (Saw this tonight, shocking scruff)

 

Slurping tea and coffee (especially scruff when from the saucer)

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Bothering random strangers in public then trying to act like they are friends of yours. Usually followed by requests for cash or drugs. The type who would come up to you in the pub and try to be your mate talking to you then not take the hint that you don't want to talk to them.

 

People who aren't houseproud and leave their gaff stinking and looking like a local tip. 

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