Scruff Behaviour

[Remmie]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Cheap shot. It was all I had in 6 years ago ffs

Haha wasn't having a go at you this time mate, already gave you a hard enough time about it! 

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cheap shot. It was all I had in 6 years ago ffs

 

Begs the question, why would you have it in the house in the first place?

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Begs the question, why would you have it in the house in the first place?

Left over from a party or something. I didn't used to mind it anyway. I've changed that thought. I wouldn't touch the stuff nowadays. 

[cloggypop]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Marrying Latvians 

All the Latvians I work with are boss. Fuck you Tommy Robinson. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

All the Latvians I work with are boss. Fuck you Tommy Robinson. 

It was a joke dig at Remmie. 

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It was a joke dig at Remmie. 

Yeah I know. 

 

Tom Robinson > Tommy Robinson. 

[Harry Squatter]

Having no manners and just walking up to people and barking shit at them.  

 

Was in the bookies this morning and this fella who looked like Mongo from Blazing Saddles just comes in and goes straight to the toilet. He then realises it is locked. He just walks up to the counter and barks at the girl behind the counter "the bog isn't open, open it". The girl tells him the lock is broke and he just barks "Weren't  broken yesterday when I needed a shit". Then just storms out. 

 

My father in law is also cringeworthy for doing stuff like this, doesn't have any manners just barks stuff at waiting staff or bar staff without even trying to get their attention and winders why they ignore him.

[Remmie]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It was a joke dig at Remmie. 

As I'm sure you are aware she's Ukrainian. I did finger blast a Latvian once, in Blackpool whilst wearing a Gorilla suit (as in I was wearing it, not her). 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

As I'm sure you are aware she's Ukrainian. I did finger blast a Latvian once, in Blackpool whilst wearing a Gorilla suit (as in I was wearing it, not her). 

Haha I did know, got confused because of your signature! Glad I did. i'm sure she is lovely. 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Haha I did know, got confused because of your signature! Glad I did. i'm sure she is lovely. 

The signature was from another trip to Riga. A mate and I were trying to get stuck into a group of local girls when one of them uttered the immortal words

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The signature was from another trip to Riga. A mate and I were trying to get stuck into a group of local girls when one of them uttered the immortal words

And you didn't close? Shameful that Remmie. Handsome suave bastard like you. Rubble Rouser would have made fuck with them all. 

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

And you didn't close? Shameful that Remmie. Handsome suave bastard like you. Rubble Rouser would have made fuck with them all. 

Haha sadly no too drunk and cockblocked by the grumpy one

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

As I'm sure you are aware she's Ukrainian. I did finger blast a Latvian once, in Blackpool whilst wearing a Gorilla suit (as in I was wearing it, not her). 

Doesn't that consumate marriage over there? You are a bigamist Mr Remmington.

[A Red]

Wheelie bins permanently at the front door

[Scott_M]

You know those stupid toilets on trains where you have to press a button for a huge sliding door to open and then the same button to close it again once you exit?

 

Anyway, people who don’t close the door after themselves, therefore allowing their piss or shit fumes to pollute the carriage. 

[Section_31]

Panam Restaurant & Bar, in Liverpool's iconic Albert Dock, was evacuated last Tuesday evening when a faulty system triggered the fire alarms of all the eateries along the waterfront.

However, after customers were told to leave the venue for their own safety, staff claim that 50 of the diners never returned to pay for their food and drinks.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Panam Restaurant & Bar, in Liverpool's iconic Albert Dock, was evacuated last Tuesday evening when a faulty system triggered the fire alarms of all the eateries along the waterfront.

However, after customers were told to leave the venue for their own safety, staff claim that 50 of the diners never returned to pay for their food and drinks.

Like, you know, getting the benefit of something and not paying?  Well, who’d have thought it?

 

(In case you think I’m referring to you scruffy cunts who don’t pay their subs, I absolutely am). 

[easytoslip]

On 06/11/2018 at 23:36, Bjornebye said:

Shagging Pompey birds has its downfalls 

Thought that was more of a Southampton thing , hate getting called that when I enter a pub or something.

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Like, you know, getting the benefit of something and not paying?  Well, who’d have thought it?

 

(In case you think I’m referring to you scruffy cunts who don’t pay their subs, I absolutely am). 

Apologies- I was wrong. 

 

What i I should have said was it’s like being in that restaurant, running around and criticising everyone else’s meal then fucking off. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Thought that was more of a Southampton thing , hate getting called that when I enter a pub or something.

What are you. Pompey or Scummer... 

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Apologies- I was wrong. 

 

What i I should have said was it’s like being in that restaurant, running around and criticising everyone else’s meal then fucking off. 

Woah woah woah no need lad. I just got off with these 

 

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

What are you. Pompey or Scummer... 

Neither thank you very much, I’ve lived down here for many years now ,  Southampton that is but I know Portsmouth very well through work etc , used to do the scaffolding in dockyard and around the town and all that, met some good lads but hate getting called that , alroit mush . Plus having to answer the stick about signings from Saints gets a bit tedious.

[Bjornebye]

26 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Neither thank you very much, I’ve lived down here for many years now ,  Southampton that is but I know Portsmouth very well through work etc , used to do the scaffolding in dockyard and around the town and all that, met some good lads but hate getting called that , alroit mush . Plus having to answer the stick about signings from Saints gets a bit tedious.

Scummer. 

[Bjornebye]

Ask them about David Norris

[easytoslip]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Ask them about David Norris

 

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Ask them about David Norris

Haha Scummer ? I think not , who is David Norris? as I will do and hopefully cause annoyance.