Waist bags (wrong forum! please move Dave!)

[aRdja]

Formerly known as fanny packs or bum bags... They’re back with a vengeance these days, but worn across your body.

 

https://www.cosstores.com/en_gbp/men/bags-and-wallets/product.zip-up-belt-bag-black.0612205001.html

 

Thinking it could be quite useful as it could fit in my charging cable, battery pack, passport when traveling, etc. Thoughts?

[Trumo]

With your predilection for expensive garish trainers, I think you should get the bumbag. Then all you need is a shell suit and a cigar and you're all set.

[Captain Turdseye]

My 16 year old scally cousin wears one and I rip him mercilessly for it. Apparently a lot of the ketwig clan have them. If I saw a grown man wearing one I’d lose all respect for him.

 

Could probably double up as a sleeping bag for you though, Ardj. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

I used to carry my shit around in the zip off end compartment of my Head Monte Carlo holdall.

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that virtually every modern fashion is something kids would've been (rightly) bullied for in my day.

 

I'd call this a nadir, but people are already wearing elasticated tracksuit trousers in public, coupled with white socks and black shoes. Truly these are the end of days.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I bought a cheap one for when I was in Barcelona recently. Useful for keeping stuff like bus tickets, tourist guides, digi camera, sunglasses and case (prescription ones, so I'd be changing between them and normal glasses) etc in. The added bonus of not being too bulky and easy to wear close to your body/chest for added safety/to avoid pickpockets. 

 

I doubt I'd wear it in the UK though. I'm a fan of a larger manbag. 

[cloggypop]

Coat with pockets > fanny pack

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that virtually every modern fashion is something kids would've been (rightly) bullied for in my day.

 

I'd call this a nadir, but people are already wearing elasticated tracksuit trousers in public, coupled with white socks and black shoes. Truly these are the end of days.

What's your opinion on snapback caps Mr. Babb? 

[ZonkoVille77]

Vagina

[Carvalho Diablo]

Waste bags > waist bags

[PestiRed]

Colostomy bags = waist waste bags and are still preferable to waist bags

[Jairzinho]

These things look fantastic. For thieves.

 

 

[TheBitch]

Anything that would fit in it would surely go in your girlfriends handbag?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, aRdja said:

Formerly known as fanny packs or bum bags... They’re back with a vengeance these days, but worn across your body.

 

https://www.cosstores.com/en_gbp/men/bags-and-wallets/product.zip-up-belt-bag-black.0612205001.html

 

Thinking it could be quite useful as it could fit in my charging cable, battery pack, passport when traveling, etc. Thoughts?

Put them in a condom and shove them up your arse like drug smugglers do.

 

It's more dignified. 

[Dr Nowt]

Prison wallet > inside own foreskin > bumbags

[VladimirIlyich]

Waist not,want not.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They look good on Mexican bandits.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

8 hours ago, cloggypop said:

What's your opinion on snapback caps Mr. Babb? 

With the straight peak? I was dead set against them, until about a week ago, when I saw one with a design I really liked; so, like the spineless creature I am, I folded and bought one.

 

I still prefer a flexfit, but on the plus side it makes me look like an undercover plod pretending to be a hirsute latino gang member.

[Captain Turdseye]

Totally unnecessary for intelligent, practical guys that buy stylish jeans with extra pockets. 

[aRdja]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Anything that would fit in it would surely go in your girlfriends handbag?

My missus unfortunately does not enjoy a trip up to Liverpool to witness twenty two grown men kick around a round leather.

[aRdja]

31 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Totally unnecessary for intelligent, practical guys that buy stylish jeans with extra pockets. 

How could you fit in the below items?

- battery pack

- charging cable

- fags

- headphones

- keys

- lip-balm

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

How could you fit in the below items?

- battery pack

- charging cable

- fags

- headphones

- keys

- lip-balm

 

I don’t smoke and I’m a heterosexual male so I wouldn’t carry lip balm. That said, you’ve only listed six items there. A pocket for each item is doable.

 

What do you need headphones, a battery pack and a charging cable for if you haven’t even got a phone? Or did you lose your phone at the same time as you lost your wallet?

[aRdja]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I don’t smoke and I’m a heterosexual male so I wouldn’t carry lip balm. That said, you’ve only listed six items there. A pocket for each item is doable.

 

What do you need headphones, a battery pack and a charging cable for if you haven’t even got a phone? Or did you lose your phone at the same time as you lost your wallet?

Phone - right front pocket

Wallet - right back pocket

[Captain Turdseye]

There’d even be space for a really, really small pair of gloves. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

Phone - right front pocket

Wallet - right back pocket

 

It’s fucking freezing, mate. You’ll have a jacket on at the match won’t you?