Cheese on toast

[Remmie]

[Redder Lurtz]

Anti gravity cheese? 

[sir roger]

On 10/9/2018 at 9:02 AM, Stickman said:

Love Cheese on Toast but when that didn't quite cut it for a hangover cure I used to love these bad boys...

I can't believe fucking Heinz have stopped making them

 

Have they ? Could have sworn that they sell them in Asda, by the hot dogs & canned meats.

 

They had stopped doing the Mushroom & Bacon one which was my favourite however.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 10/9/2018 at 2:06 PM, El Rojo said:

A BBC football analyst's view on cheese on toast:

 

'The cheese has come in and gotten onto the toast and he's been absolutely fantastic.'

'Gotten?' What is this witchcraft of grammar that is setting my ears alight?

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'Gotten?' What is this witchcraft of grammar that is setting my ears alight?

It needs to be read in Alan Shearer's voice.

[Sugar Ape]

Picked some coastal cheddar up in Morrisons before. Only one thing to do. 

[Guest]

On 10/11/2018 at 9:02 AM, VladimirIlyich said:

'Gotten?' What is this witchcraft of grammar that is setting my ears alight?

After a sensational serve from the left half, he's top-bodied the sphere into the onion bag.

[Sugar Ape]

Had a cold all week and felt like shit so barely eaten. Today is the first day I felt hungry so only one choice to be made.

 

 

[easytoslip]

On 09/10/2018 at 09:02, Stickman said:

Love Cheese on Toast but when that didn't quite cut it for a hangover cure I used to love these bad boys...

I can't believe fucking Heinz have stopped making them

 

They were the best , I’ve been looking for them lately as I thought they were still going . Cheese on toast , how could you live without such a delight especially with beans on , or as someone said , a poached egg.

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Had a cold all week and felt like shit so barely eaten. Today is the first day I felt hungry so only one choice to be made.

 

 

How small is your mouth ? 

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cheese on toast is boss, but poached egg on cheese on toast is even better.

[Sugar Ape]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How small is your mouth ? 

You could fit approximately 28 of your dicks in there. 
 

So pretty small.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Morrisons Italian cheese and garlic slices are very very nice.

[easytoslip]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cheese on toast is boss, but poached egg on cheese on toast is even better.

Is right, absolutely ambrosial.

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

You could fit approximately 28 of your dicks in there. 
 

So pretty small.

Superb. 

[lifetime fan]

[Guest]

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Gravity is definitely at work here. 

[Anubis]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

What cheese were you using there, my good man?

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What cheese were you using there, my good man?

Dairylea Punchable by the looks of it 

[lifetime fan]

6 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Gravity is definitely at work here. 

 

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Dairylea Punchable by the looks of it 

there’s nothing worse than an attempt at cheese on toast and ending up with sections of the toast not covered. 
 

so you use extra cheese and put it on some foil to catch the extras. 

[lifetime fan]

39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What cheese were you using there, my good man?

West Country extra mature with an egg yolk, Worcestershire sauce and some black pepper. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

there’s nothing worse than an attempt at cheese on toast and ending up with sections of the toast not covered. 
 

so you use extra cheese and put it on some foil to catch the extras. 

Yeah but you don't need to fire the cheese at the toast out of a fucking cannon 

[TheHowieLama]

42 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 with an egg yolk, Worcestershire sauce and some black pepper. 

[General Dryness]

48 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah but you don't need to fire the cheese at the toast out of a fucking cannon 

It's a tried and tested method though. It's clearly how they got your face onto your head.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

It's a tried and tested method though. It's clearly how they got your face onto your head.

They used a musket