The Russians can fuck off,.

[Anny Road]

Obviously Russia would kick our arse. (UK) but we should call their bluff as allies.

Fuck you let’s do it. Sort this shit out.

 

oh yeh sorry Trump, May , Brexit, I forgot .

 

Get it together West you knobs.

[Bjornebye]

You would have to feel sorry for Russia if they decided to send you over to sort them out. 

 

Jokes aside, Russia are cheeky bastards but see it from their point of view, why shouldn't they be when every other cunt is. I hate them on holiday though. Rude bastards. 

[chris71]

Go full nuclear ,only way.

[ZonkoVille77]

I like the idea of Russia. The reality is somewhat different. 

[No2]

I once met a traveller who was going away for 6 years kidnapping. By met I mean he jumped in to my car and told me were I was dropping him. He proceeded to tell me about the "misunderstanding", he stuck a lad in his boot and drove up the mountains and left him there. He said he only done it for the laugh and the police and the "so called victim" had no sense of humour.

 

That traveller is Russia, they're still going around playing with perfume, having the craic looking at a clocks and getting Trump elected.

 

Every other nation is gone PC mad, Russia are still wrestling bears in the forest and battering gays in the streets. Up Russia.

[Pidge]

obvious bot

[Oh Buoy]

I've always seen Russia like Scotland; a massive place for two/three cities/districts and full of aggressive intoxicated cunts and stumbling about. Scotland is the Evertonian version of Russia. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And breathe. 

[Captain Howdy]

Don’t like Russia very much I have to say.

[Mook]

A Russian, yesterday...

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

A Russian, yesterday...

 

Every russian fellas instagram selfie 

[Section_31]

Probably wiped his ass bare handed until he came to this country.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

I once met a traveller who was going away for 6 years kidnapping. By met I mean he jumped in to my car and told me were I was dropping him. He proceeded to tell me about the "misunderstanding", he stuck a lad in his boot and drove up the mountains and left him there. He said he only done it for the laugh and the police and the "so called victim" had no sense of humour.

 

That traveller is Russia, they're still going around playing with perfume, having the craic looking at a clocks and getting Trump elected.

 

Every other nation is gone PC mad, Russia are still wrestling bears in the forest and battering gays in the streets. Up Russia.

Is that you Dennis?

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Obviously Russia would kick our arse. (UK) but we should call their bluff as allies.

Fuck you let’s do it. Sort this shit out.

 

oh yeh sorry Trump, May , Brexit, I forgot .

 

Get it together West you knobs.

 

Успокойся, товарищ.

[Geoff Woade]

Not a big fan. I see Russia as that kid in school nobody likes and would love to batter but you don’t because you know he’d set fire to your dad’s car. 

[KMD7]

Let's face it, Putin would judo the fuck out of all of us, apart from Anny of course. 

 

[SammyAftershave]

One punch Jarv would sort Putin out but he in jail now.

[cloggypop]

He'd snot the horse first. 

[SammyAftershave]

Yep, the one he rode in on.

[Numero Veinticinco]

9 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Don’t like Russia very much I have to say.

Yeah, they are a touch twatty. 

[skend04]

They're doing not much that we probably haven't done elsewhere. It's just a pissing contest between cunts of varying degrees and now the Russians have got the whip hand. It's better just to stop being cunts and have a group hug.

[Anubis]

48 minutes ago, skend04 said:

They're doing not much that we probably haven't done elsewhere. It's just a pissing contest between cunts of varying degrees and now the Russians have got the whip hand. It's better just to stop being cunts and have a group hug.

This. The reality is we are little better than Russia. We just don't like them because they are a bigger gang than we are, and we have to rely on alliances with other gangs in order to make ourselves feel more secure.

[Numero Veinticinco]

That isn’t reality. We are not even close to being as bad as they are, and we can absolutely defend ourselves against Russia. 

[Remmie]

Let's generalise an entire nation on their fucked up government, that seems wise. 

 

Hopefully the world doesn't view the British based on our lovely government. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Let's generalise

Who is doing that? 

[VladimirIlyich]

Thumbs down for this thread.

 

We will fight them on the beaches of Goa and Ayia Napa.