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The Apprentice 2018


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1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Do they deliberately fuck every task up for comedic effect ??? I could genuinely have come up with something better every single week, and I'm basically a functioning idiot.

As bad a bunch as i've seen. I love the Apprentice. These lot though are utter shite. I'd piss the contest then when Sugar points at me and goes "you're hired' id tell him to shove his 250k job up his ring piece and then shag Claud while giving Brady the V's. 

 

Or maybe the other way around. I don't know. It would be good telly though. 

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Like every other reality TV show, the longer it goes on the more it degenerates into a farce. 

 

The first series of Big Brother was interesting because it was a social experiment with relatively normal people. After that it slowly but surely became a vehicle for attention seeking muppets willing to go the extra mile for their 15 minutes of Z List fame.

 

The Apprentice is pretty much the same. I doubt any of the recent contestants have the desire to actually get a decent job in Sugar's companies in the way that the early contestants did.  You can see that half of them are more interested in raising their Instagram profile and touring shitty daytime television programs in some sort of warped dream of celebrity.

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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Like every other reality TV show, the longer it goes on the more it degenerates into a farce. 

 

The first series of Big Brother was interesting because it was a social experiment with relatively normal people. After that it slowly but surely became a vehicle for attention seeking muppets willing to go the extra mile for their 15 minutes of Z List fame.

 

The Apprentice is pretty much the same. I doubt any of the recent contestants have the desire to actually get a decent job in Sugar's companies in the way that the early contestants did.  You can see that half of them are more interested in raising their Instagram profile and touring shitty daytime television programs in some sort of warped dream of celebrity.

Agreed but tell me you wouldn't climb through this one

 

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couldn't be arsed starting a new thread for the comic relief version...but fucking hell, couldn't Fat Sam have got some footballers in for the auction? He got some decent football relatd prizes, but getting in footy players would have brought in the big bucks.

 

Harry Redknapp would have been all over that shit!!!

 

 

P.S Can't abide her, but Holden looked fit.

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2 hours ago, Jennings said:

couldn't be arsed starting a new thread for the comic relief version...but fucking hell, couldn't Fat Sam have got some footballers in for the auction? He got some decent football relatd prizes, but getting in footy players would have brought in the big bucks.

 

Harry Redknapp would have been all over that shit!!!

 

 

P.S Can't abide her, but Holden looked fit.

Fat Sam was garbage as expected. That Omaj Dalili whatever his name is said he can get Cher and at least 40 others and ended up with 2 wrinkly farts naked holding balloons. 

 

Sadie Frost was looking very rough. 

 

Amanda Holden looked gorgeous as ever but she would do anyones head in within a minute. 

 

Load of bollocks for a good cause. I enjoyed it. 

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