WTF is Harry Kane Talking About

[Bobby Hundreds]

Leave him alone, pelvis head has dreams. He is visualising in full crayola.

[Anubis]

I would like to think that Messi walked over to him on Wednesday night and ruffled his hair in a pitying manner.

[Nolongerathletic]

On 10/3/2018 at 4:44 PM, Fugitive said:

Face like a haunted minge.

Winner

[VladimirIlyich]

Credit where credit's due,he's a brilliant dribbler. Once he gets on the pitch though he's a wanker.

[sh#t waffle]

I really don't like him. I think he's a self-aggrandising twat, without the charisma to even vaguely pull that off.

[ZonkoVille77]

Good striker. Absolute cockhead.

[Bruce Spanner]

His favourite recording ‘artiste’ is Justin ‘The Beib’ Beiber.

 

If he wasn’t a footballer he’d be in residential care.

 

Special.

[Chip Butty]

12 minutes ago, Vonblonberg said:

His favourite recording ‘artiste’ is Justin ‘The Beib’ Beiber.

 

If he wasn’t a footballer he’d be in residential care.

 

Special.

[TheHowieLama]

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Felt for him tonight. His support act; Sissoko, Lamela and Moura didn’t create enough for him.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, aRdja said:

Felt for him tonight.

Why? Had the ball on a plate and fucked it up. 

[TheHowieLama]

They didn't give him two chances.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 10/3/2018 at 4:44 PM, Fugitive said:

Face like a haunted minge.

Out of rep for the day; but this deserves to be dragged out again on World Poetry Day or something.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Out of rep for the day; but this deserves to be dragged out again on World Poetry Day or something.

I'm trying to work out what a haunted minge is and what it looks like - other than Harry Kane's moosh.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm trying to work out what a haunted minge is and what it looks like - other than Harry Kane's moosh.

Probably similar to what a vaginal prolapse looks like.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Probably similar to what a vaginal prolapse looks like.

[Nolongerathletic]

On 10/29/2018 at 10:54 PM, TheHowieLama said:

They didn't give him two chances.

Thats the one that grates with me! 

[Sugar Ape]

Watching the match back again and he was absolutely fucking terrible. Played right into our hands starting him over Moura. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He is truly a cunt. Slobbering dimwit.

[Em City]

The window licking jamook obviously picked himself.

 

Thank fuck Pochettino didn't have the balls to say no to him. Moura and Son together would have given us a much harder time.

[Bjornebye]

"harry, tough night, word for the fans?"

 

"flamsh flapperflap flop shckiperdrop flirmsh forreehna a aphans phrwelllerr smohss sphle plhelf floppety flip" 

 

"covered in piss" 

 

 

[KMD7]

Hope Hendo was saying to him 'You can't give us to chances'

[Babb'sBurstNad]

30 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Watching the match back again and he was absolutely fucking terrible. Played right into our hands starting him over Moura. 

Yep, to be fair, it was probably a tough decision. He had to play at some point, but if he was subbed on there was no way of knowing if he'd make it to the end. Plus, he's not really an impact sub.

 

They definitely looked better with Moura.

[Davelfc]

We saw of Tyson Fury than we did Harry Kane last night, the big dosser. 

[VladimirIlyich]

40 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Watching the match back again and he was absolutely fucking terrible. Played right into our hands starting him over Moura. 

Said the same thing myself. I think Tottenham would be a better team without him,not for goals obviously but they wouldn't have a prima donna hogging the headlines. Son is their best player in my view anyhow and would love to see us sign him.