WTF is Harry Kane Talking About

[TheHowieLama]

This is the place to put all the stupid shit this daft twat spouts.

 

 

 

On Messi:

 

"Hopefully one day I can score as many, if not more, than he has."

 

 

Mate - you are 25 -- he scored more in a year than you will the rest of your career.

[Trumo]

If he nicks all the goals off his Spurs and England teammates, he'll be partway there.

[niallers]

19 minutes ago, Trumo said:

If he nicks all the goals off his Spurs and England teammates, he'll be partway there.

Hasn't he already? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Delusions of grandeur the drooling tit has. He looks like a fucking Scream Mask.

[Chip Butty]

He's a Joey

[Bjornebye]

pfffthink ffitpppfftthhh pffthhhhphhff tphhh 

 

Thats the last thing I heard him say why? What does it translate as? 

[manwiththestick]

He'd have to hit near 40 goals a season for ten years the blithering idiot.

[Fugitive]

He’s a fucking melty faced spaff donkey.

[an tha]

Slack jawed mouth breathing mong.

[Leyton388]

He's a proper Crayon eater. 

[SlugTrail]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

This is the place to put all the stupid shit this daft twat spouts.

 

 

 

On Messi:

 

"Hopefully one day I can score as many, if not more, than he has."

 

 

Mate - you are 25 -- he scored more in a year than you will the rest of your career.

Retards gotta retard

[Baltar]

Harry is better than Messi.... at taking penalties. That's about it.

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Harry is better than Messi.... at taking penalties. That's about it.

"Dontht githve me two charrnces"

[Anubis]

29 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

He’s a fucking melty faced spaff donkey.

I've no idea what a spaff donkey is, but when combined with the melty face it sounds exceptionally apt.

[scudger99]

He's a fucking spacker.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He makes Peter Beardsley sound like Brian Blessed. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

He makes Peter Beardsley sound like Brian Blessed. 

you owwible cunt

[Jairzinho]

He's the entire picnic short of a picnic, the lobotomised puffin.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

This is the place to put all the stupid shit this daft twat spouts.

 

 

 

On Messi:

 

"Hopefully one day I can score as many, if not more, than he has."

 

 

Mate - you are 25 -- he scored more in a year than you will the rest of your career.

The only records from Messi that Kane is likely to break is either injury records or his vinyl collection.

[rubble-rouser]

The jizz elk's jizz elk. 

[Bjornebye]

He hasn't been the same since they put him in that weed bunker from Pineapple Express. The waffling armadillo

[Luckyhillkop]

Can just imagine Kane's mum reading this thread and crying "bullies all of you!"

[alles ist gut]

5 hours ago, Luckyhillkop said:

Can just imagine one of Kane's family reading 

You might, I can’t 

[Fugitive]

Face like a haunted minge.

[Fugitive]

7 hours ago, Luckyhillkop said:

Can just imagine Kane's mum reading this thread and crying "bullies all of you!"

No fucking way can she read.