Family Fortunes - answers required

[Aventus]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

 

Volleyball

 

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

 

Zombie

 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

 

Rolex

 

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

 

Spider

 

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

 

Interupption

 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

 

Badger

 

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

 

Fries

 

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

 

Fabric conditioner 

 

 

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

 

Spud gun

 

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

 

Arcade

[Bjornebye]

[The Woolster]

13 hours ago, Hoddy said:

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Cricket

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Fast cars

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

A fast car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

A monster

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Hicupps

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

Bat

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Chips

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Dettol (other antibacterial sprays are available)

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

Speed gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Arcades

 

[manwiththestick]

14 hours ago, Hoddy said:

Hi all,

 

I’ve posted this type of thing on the forum before, and you’ve always been a massive help.  I’m hoping the same will happen this time.

 

I’m hosting a Family Fortunes quiz for an upcoming get-together, and hoping to source all the responses myself (“We asked 100 people to name...” etc).  Yes, I'm being that guy.  

 

With that in mind, if anyone's got a quick couple of minutes to answer the questions below – or know of any family member who's also got a couple of minutes - that'd be ace.  

 

And while I appreciate the temptation to give funny responses – I’d be exactly the same – please try and keep it semi-serious and give the first answer that comes to mind for each one (and if that happens to be a funny answer, so be it!).

 

Many thanks in advance to anyone who answers these.  I do appreciate it, and I look forward to reading the responses.

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Picnic.

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Police.

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Boat.

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - A random person.

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Farthingstone. 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Owl.

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Cheese.

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - Bleach.

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Speed gun.

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - Bank.

 

[alles ist gut]

1. Swimming 
2. zombies
3. helicopter
4. dead body
5. fainting
6. bat
7. chips
8. oven cleaner
9. spud gun
10. car park

[TheHowieLama]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Murder

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - The Boogie Man

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - A Second Wife

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - A Void

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Somebody else giving a better speech

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Possum

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Pickle

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - Bongwater

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Love

10)    Name a place where people have to use coins - Crypto

[Vincent Vega]

20 hours ago, Hoddy said:

 

 

Literally the first things that came into my head.

 

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather 

Swimming

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies 

Dinosaur 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful 

Flash car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed 

Snake

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech 

Hiccups 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal 

Bat

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger 

Fries/chips

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks 

Washing liquid 

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets 

Cap gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins 

Shops

[Guest]

20 hours ago, Hoddy said:

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Watching Everton lose

 

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Everton fans

 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

A football club, promising a new stadium

 

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Sam Allardyce

 

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Realise that it's being recorded and will come back and cost you the England job.

 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

An Everton fan

 

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

An Everton fan

 

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Tap water from the blue side of the River Mersey

 

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

The Everton board of directors when they are providing updates on their new stadium

 

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Near the corner flag at Goodison

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Picnic

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Zombies 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Titles

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - Michael Barrymore

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - A hard on

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Bat

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Barm cake

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - My fucking Pomegranate juice.

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Starter gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - The bogs at most train stations

[biglad]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - moan about it being too hot

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - the camera

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - hair

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - dust

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - i'm the only one there

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - stressed shrew (not the West Indies shrew)

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - might? steak bake

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - my wine

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - a broken gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - middlesbrough

[Jennings]

23 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Haha. Cunt! I did almost the same thing. 

Turkey!

[ZonkoVille77]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - BBQ

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Criminals

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - BMW

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - Mother in Law

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Nervous uncontrollable laughter

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - My mate Brian

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Potato Wedges

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Glue

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - Ancient Rome

[VladimirIlyich]

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

Hi all,

 

I’ve posted this type of thing on the forum before, and you’ve always been a massive help.  I’m hoping the same will happen this time.

 

I’m hosting a Family Fortunes quiz for an upcoming get-together, and hoping to source all the responses myself (“We asked 100 people to name...” etc).  Yes, I'm being that guy.  

 

With that in mind, if anyone's got a quick couple of minutes to answer the questions below – or know of any family member who's also got a couple of minutes - that'd be ace.  

 

 

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather.

Dogging

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies.

Grumpy Janitors

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

A bigger yacht.

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed.

Tony's ma.

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech.

Fart and follow through

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

6)      Name a nocturnal animal.

A peeping tom/Tony's ma.

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger.

Rat shit.

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks.

Urine sample.

 

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets.

Jaffa.

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Hoddy said:

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

 

My telly.

 

 

[Plev]

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Swimming

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies-Police

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful -Car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed-mouse

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech-cough

6)      Name a nocturnal animal-owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger-chips

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks-bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets-water pistol 

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins-arcade

[Hoddy]

Cheers for all responses so far. Really appreciate it. Anyone else who hasn't answered, please feel free to do so.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

  

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather Running through fields of wheat

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies  Vans telling them to piss off back where they came from

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful   Cabinet ministers

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed   Jeremy Corbyn

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech   Persistent cough/Hoaxer with a P45/Letters falling off/Shit dancing  

6)      Name a nocturnal animal  Michael Howard 

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger  Babies

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks  The piss I gargle with to maintain this facial expression

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets  The ones we sell to the Palestinians (snigger)

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins   The North, I assume