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Family Fortunes - answers required


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Hi all,

 

I’ve posted this type of thing on the forum before, and you’ve always been a massive help.  I’m hoping the same will happen this time.

 

I’m hosting a Family Fortunes quiz for an upcoming get-together, and hoping to source all the responses myself (“We asked 100 people to name...” etc).  Yes, I'm being that guy.  

 

With that in mind, if anyone's got a quick couple of minutes to answer the questions below – or know of any family member who's also got a couple of minutes - that'd be ace.  

 

And while I appreciate the temptation to give funny responses – I’d be exactly the same – please try and keep it semi-serious and give the first answer that comes to mind for each one (and if that happens to be a funny answer, so be it!).

 

Many thanks in advance to anyone who answers these.  I do appreciate it, and I look forward to reading the responses.

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Surfing

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - The Police

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Yachts

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - A Big Fuck Off Spider

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Get Shot

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Bat

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Cheese

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Water Pistol

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - Arcades

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Ice Skating

 

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Cows

 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

Breast Implants 

 

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Catholic Priest

 

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

diarrhea

 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

Me

 

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Bacon

 

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Tea

 

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

A broken one

 

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

On the eyes of the dead to pay the ferryman

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24 minutes ago, Hoddy said:

Hi all,

 

I’ve posted this type of thing on the forum before, and you’ve always been a massive help.  I’m hoping the same will happen this time.

 

I’m hosting a Family Fortunes quiz for an upcoming get-together, and hoping to source all the responses myself (“We asked 100 people to name...” etc).  Yes, I'm being that guy.  

 

With that in mind, if anyone's got a quick couple of minutes to answer the questions below – or know of any family member who's also got a couple of minutes - that'd be ace.  

 

And while I appreciate the temptation to give funny responses – I’d be exactly the same – please try and keep it semi-serious and give the first answer that comes to mind for each one (and if that happens to be a funny answer, so be it!).

 

Many thanks in advance to anyone who answers these.  I do appreciate it, and I look forward to reading the responses.

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

1. Swimming

2. Police

3. Flashy watch

4. Monster

5. Fly down

6. Bat

7. Onions

8. Washing up liquid 

9. Speed gun

10. Arcade

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30 minutes ago, Hoddy said:

1) Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Sunbathing

2) Name something people are often chased by in movies

Aliens

3) Name something people buy to show they’re successful

Flash car

4) Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Monster

5) Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Loud fart

6) Name a nocturnal animal

Owl

7) Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Chips

8) Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

Water Pistol

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Telephone Box

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Sunbathing

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Animals

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

A nice car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Mice

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Break wind

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

Owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Chips

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

Nail gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Amusement arcade

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1)      Sunbathing

2)      Killer

3)      House

4)      Michael Barrymore (you can thank Tom for this answer)

5)      Piss myself

6)      Bat

7)      I'm a vegetarian so if were talking a beanburger I want cheese on the sumbitch

8)      Bleach

9)      Spud

10)    Trolley at a Supermarket

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Turkey.

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Turkey.

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

Turkey.

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Turkey.

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Turkey.

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

Turkey.

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Turkey.

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Turkey.

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

Turkey.

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Goodison Park.

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Water fight

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Turkey 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Turkey

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - Turkey

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Stutter

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Turkey

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Turkey

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Nerf

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - Turkey

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12 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Turkey.

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

Turkey.

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

Turkey.

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

Turkey.

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

Turkey.

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

Turkey.

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

Turkey.

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

Turkey.

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

Turkey.

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

Goodison Park.

 

Haha. Cunt! I did almost the same thing. 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Badger Baiting

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Bailiffs

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Melania

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - Anne Widdecombe

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - Thermonuclear War

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Flasher

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Foie Gras

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - My Whisky

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Unloaded

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - The Grafton

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - drinking

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - cars

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - cars

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - shit

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - trousers fall down

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - badger

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - onion

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - nerf gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - car park

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - BARBECUE

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - CAR

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - CAR

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - BE NAKED

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - OWL

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - CHIPS

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - BLEACH

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - WATER PISTOL

10)    Name a place where people have to use coins - LAUNDERETTE

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

Sunbathing 

 

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

cars

 

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful 

cars

 

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

your brother

 

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

shit yourself 

 

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

cheese

 

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

my love gun

 

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

arcade

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather                                          - Beach

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies                                                   - Monsters

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful                                                  - Sports Car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed                                                 - Spider

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech                               - Vomit

6)      Name a nocturnal animal                                                                                             - Owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger                                                          - Lettuce

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks                             - Washing Liquid

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets                                                                - Spud

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins                                                                  - Car Parks

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10 hours ago, Hoddy said:

Hi all,

 

I’ve posted this type of thing on the forum before, and you’ve always been a massive help.  I’m hoping the same will happen this time.

 

I’m hosting a Family Fortunes quiz for an upcoming get-together, and hoping to source all the responses myself (“We asked 100 people to name...” etc).  Yes, I'm being that guy.  

 

With that in mind, if anyone's got a quick couple of minutes to answer the questions below – or know of any family member who's also got a couple of minutes - that'd be ace.  

 

And while I appreciate the temptation to give funny responses – I’d be exactly the same – please try and keep it semi-serious and give the first answer that comes to mind for each one (and if that happens to be a funny answer, so be it!).

 

Many thanks in advance to anyone who answers these.  I do appreciate it, and I look forward to reading the responses.

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather Swimming

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies Zombies

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful Sports Car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed A snake

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech Farting

6)      Name a nocturnal animal owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger Gherkin

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets Water gun

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins Car park

 

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1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather - Swimming

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies - Cars

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful - Car

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed - Mouse

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech - People not listening

6)      Name a nocturnal animal - Owl

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger - Chipe

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks - Bleach

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets - Staple

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins - Laundry

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12 hours ago, Hoddy said:

 

1)      Name a recreational activity traditionally done in hot weather

2)      Name something people are often chased by in movies

3)      Name something people buy to show they’re successful

4)      Name something you would hate to find under your bed

5)      Name something you wouldn’t want to happen while giving a speech

6)      Name a nocturnal animal

7)      Name something you might eat with a hamburger

8)      Name a liquid in your kitchen that you hope no-one accidentally drinks

9)      Name a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets

10)  Name a place where people have to use coins

1. Tennis

2. Dinosaur

3. Rolex

4. Another man

5. Sore throat

6. Cat

7. Chips

8. Bleach

9. Shot-gun

10. Launderette

 

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