The Autumn and Winter Positivity Thread

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

January's grim. It's the hangover after Christmas and New Year's Eve, cold and dark, and the first signs of Spring are still a way off. Not a fan either.

Yeah this. Fucking hate January

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Who, other than those who work outdoors, doesn’t like snow? Everywhere looks better covered in snow. 

 

I have to say, Tony, snow is an absolute cunt.

[KMD7]

On 9/27/2018 at 8:32 PM, Shooter in the Motor said:

My favourite seasons are Summer (sun, windows open, long days), Autumn (changing colours, out with the old, in with the new), Winter (Christmas, New Year, my Birthday and cold snaps) and Spring (out with new, in with the newer, Summer is coming).

 

I love them all equally over all the others. I hope this helps in getting a good feeling from them.

Negged for revenge negging Stig. 

[Tony Moanero]

Admittedly, snow is shite for those who work outdoors and/or have a fair distance to commute to work, as the whole country seemingly comes to a standstill at the slightest dusting of it. However, it’s makes everywhere look prettier and is ace for playing in when you are a kid/have little ones.

[cloggypop]

Cycling in snow is a cunt. See also packed ice, slush and the salt they put down that makes the bike rust. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

For those of us with nowhere to be in a hurry, snow is ace.

[VladimirIlyich]

54 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Who, other than those who work outdoors, doesn’t like snow? Everywhere looks better covered in snow. 

It causes murder everywhere as it turns to slush and freezes causing mayhem on the roads and walkways. Snow is for postcards and Chrimbo cards only.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'll be honest, I quite like the chaos that the slush and ice causes. We spend all year pretending we've conquered nature, and it's a small reminder that we're still a poor choice of footwear away from going arse over tip.

[Dr Nowt]

Don’t mind January. At least you get some of those cold days with a blue sky and know you’ve gone past the top of the hill. 

 

November on the other hand is Lord of the Cunts; perma-grey, damp, endless drizzle.

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Negged for revenge negging Stig. 

Well I didn't see that coming. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Well I didn't see that coming. 

Hitler didn't see the fall of Berlin coming. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hitler didn't see the fall of Berlin coming. 

That serves him right for revenge negging you. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

That serves him right for revenge negging you. 

Some crimes deserve the worst punishment 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some crimes deserve the worst punishment 

They don't come much worse than being negged by KMD7. 

 

[KMD7]

41 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

They don't come much worse than being negged by KMD7. 

 

Amen to that. 

[Oh Buoy]

Just went outside and it felt like putting my head inside the freezer. 

 

There's no positive to that experience just sheer disappointment. 

[cloggypop]

25 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Just went outside and it felt like putting my head inside the freezer. 

 

There's no positive to that experience just sheer disappointment. 

Sounds like you need a nice hat. 

[Oh Buoy]

27 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Sounds like you need a nice hat. 

[Tony Moanero]

56 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Just went outside and it felt like putting my head inside the freezer. 

 

There's no positive to that experience just sheer disappointment. 

Put a big coat on, you quim. It’s not even that cold!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Just went outside and it felt like putting my head inside the freezer. 

 

There's no positive to that experience just sheer disappointment. 

 

37 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Sounds like you need a nice hat. 

I thought I sensed a disturbance in the hat force.

 

I'm available to offer guidance young padawan Seasons, should you need it.

[Oh Buoy]

13 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Put a big coat on, you quim. It’s not even that cold!

Make me a hat coat and I'll wear it. 

 

It's like -20 out there. 

[General Dryness]

If theres one thing I miss about the UK, it's the winter. It's just not the same down here, plus with the seasons being arse about face it's just wrong.

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, General Dryness said:

If theres one thing I miss about the UK, it's the winter. It's just not the same down here, plus with the seasons being arse about face it's just wrong.

I couldn’t be doing with Christmas in summertime.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

I couldn’t be doing with Christmas in summertime.

It's a pain in the arse mate. Christmas day should be freezing cold. You've got people going to the fucking beach here. Cunts.

[Oh Buoy]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

It's a pain in the arse mate. Christmas day should be freezing cold. You've got people going to the fucking beach here. Cunts.

Sounds boss that. It means you're not stuck in with your family trying to make it feel normal that you all hate each other yet still meet up every year.