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PSG(h) Champions League Match thread


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23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

We will get our arses handed to us. 3:16. 

 

I'm with you, I think if they're playing Neymar and Mbappe, we have to drop off and show them respect. 

 

I would go with:

 

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Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

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7 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

I'm with you, I think if they're playing Neymar and Mbappe, we have to drop off and show them respect. 

 

I would go with:

 

hiuIJLs.jpg

 

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

hahahahahaha 

 

I'd stick Hermes in for Fanchester (where is he by the way? I didn't mind him) and Turdseye at left back. I also think we might have the upper hand on the right unless they play an octopus at left back. 

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24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

hahahahahaha 

 

I'd stick Hermes in for Fanchester (where is he by the way? I didn't mind him) and Turdseye at left back. I also think we might have the upper hand on the right unless they play an octopus at left back. 

Not for me, Clive.

 

I don't think we should be tinkering with our best XI, PSG are pretty handy.

 

I'll tell you what, though, Thiago Silva will know he's been in a game on Wednesday morning.

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44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

hahahahahaha 

 

I'd stick Hermes in for Fanchester (where is he by the way? I didn't mind him) and Turdseye at left back. I also think we might have the upper hand on the right unless they play an octopus at left back. 

Erm, Hermes was pretty fucking far from a gimp XI.

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2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Klopp was just asked if Sturridge is ready for his first ever Champions League start for the club. I instantly thought 'what's this mad cunt talking about?' but then started thinking about it. Sturridge has never played for us in the CL?

 

Hopefully it remains that way unless we’ve got dead rubber games.   Roll on his contract running out and the problem of no one paying his wages being no longer ours.

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2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Klopp was just asked if Sturridge is ready for his first ever Champions League start for the club. I instantly thought 'what's this mad cunt talking about?' but then started thinking about it. Sturridge has never played for us in the CL?

He missed the 2014/15 shit-show under Rodgers (weakened line-up at Real Madrid etc) through injury (what else?!), and he didn't start any of our games under Klopp last season. He made at least one appearance as sub though, because he scored against one of Maribor or Spartak at Anfield.

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our stupidly small squad looks like it could be about to bite us in the arse again, just 5 competitive games after the CL final. I cannot believe we've gone into the season pinning our hopes on sturridge. if fimino is not fit, it will be a massive loss. i would almost be tempted to play keita for firmino before I would let sturridge out there for 90 mins. 

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29 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

our stupidly small squad looks like it could be about to bite us in the arse again, just 5 competitive games after the CL final. I cannot believe we've gone into the season pinning our hopes on sturridge. if fimino is not fit, it will be a massive loss. i would almost be tempted to play keita for firmino before I would let sturridge out there for 90 mins. 

Stupidly small squad? Me and you see things so differently it’s unreal.

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23 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

our stupidly small squad looks like it could be about to bite us in the arse again, just 5 competitive games after the CL final. I cannot believe we've gone into the season pinning our hopes on sturridge. if fimino is not fit, it will be a massive loss. i would almost be tempted to play keita for firmino before I would let sturridge out there for 90 mins. 

Wouldn’t say the squad is small.  It’s sized about right but far too many squad options that haven’t and won’t offer fuck all.  Pretty much all the attacking options other than Shaqiri aren’t worth mentioning and he’s got it all to prove.

There’s  not too many weaknesses in the first XI now so thankfully we should be sorting our diabolical attacking depth next summer, especially with Sturridge finally binned for good.

its why talk of a title challenge is so laughable and worse still people saying strong squad when is quite obvious a quality first XI with very little behind it.   Keep most of our important players fit and we’ve a great chance in this comp under Klopp this season If we get past the group.

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