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Anny Road

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Anny Road Grand Master

Anny Road

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Fancy a week/10 days away with the family.

Can’t be bothered with Canaries again. I fancy Mexico. She says it’s too far.

She won’t go to Thailand because I’ll be off bumming lady boys and apparently we will be murdered in Africa or Turkey.

I don’t want to go to Dubai because it will be shopping and I’ll go to prison for something offensive.

 

Any experience? Suggestions?

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I suggested that and I’ve a cousin who lives there in luxury. Apparently we will be killed by savages as the place is a jungle. Or be eaten by sharks as my 14 year old DiscoverTV addict said.

 

 

You can't walk a block in Cape Town without seeing armed police, they've made it very safe for tourists as it's such a money maker for them.

 

It's a stunning country and the people are probably the friendliest and most hospitable I've ever met.

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I’m well up for it mate. She is having none of it. I’d go to Somalia. I’m not arsed.

Kids are her concern.

Mogadishu looks quite cool. A resurgent city, apparently. Somaliland (in the north) is meant to be quite fancy. Google the Bajuni Islands too. Looks lovely.

 

Might be a little bit too Al-Shababy for your missus though. Even if you'd fucking batter them all. Even if they got that fucker out of Captain Phillips in as back up.

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What about Cuba?

 

Can do a 5* resort for the wife and kids and loads for you to do.

Good shout.

Went there 10 or more years ago and it was ace. That’s on the list. She loved it too.

 

Barbados is another but fucking hell its not cheap. Turks and Ca (sp) is another but not cheap and not looking great for kids.

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Mogadishu looks quite cool. A resurgent city, apparently. Somaliland (in the north) is meant to be quite fancy. Google the Bajuni Islands too. Looks lovely.

 

Might be a little bit too Al-Shababy for your missus though. Even if you'd fucking batter them all. Even if they got that fucker out of Captain Phillips in as back up.

 

Can stay at Nightcat's gaff.

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