Things that make you proud to be British

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Chip shop curry flavour crisps.

[Bjornebye]

David Attenborough 

The Red Arrows

Gravy 

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, moof said:

https://opendemocracy.net/uk/brexitinc/james-cusick-adam-ramsay/met-police-stall-brexit-campaign-investigations-claiming-polit

 

we have some of the best corruption in the world. 

And nonces.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What do you do when an escaped rhea is running around your village?

 

Call him Chris.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-46863685

[Numero Veinticinco]

And get a copper from ballamory to track him down. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

And get a copper from ballamory to track him down. 

PC Pink? The alter ego of Mr Pink from Reservoir Dogs.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 10/11/2018 at 6:26 PM, Jairzinho said:

And nonces.

We won't get any prizes for noncery though; you win nothing with kids.

[Jairzinho]

35 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

We won't get any prizes for noncery though; you win nothing with kids.

It's the taking part that counts.

[Jairzinho]

Contemplated going with "taking apart" there. 

 

There's probably a line somewhere...

[TheHowieLama]

Donald Trump

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Snooker dominance. Every else pales into insignificance.

[Mook]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Snooker dominance. Every else pales into insignificance.

 

[cloggypop]

We are nearly as good as the Dutch at darts. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Sorry mate I would have replied earlier but I fell asleep.

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Sorry mate I would have replied earlier but I fell asleep.

Looking at that picture, I can't help thinking they based Ron Burgandy on him.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Looking at that picture, I can't help thinking they based Ron Burgandy on him.

Smooth bastard was Cliff Thorburn.

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Sorry mate I would have replied earlier but I fell asleep.

 

Clearly you lot have never watched Terry Griffiths play. One frame he played was being shown in black and white and by the time the frame had finished, the picture was in colour.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

 

Clearly you lot have never watched Terry Griffiths play. One frame he played was being shown in black and white and by the time the frame had finished, the picture was in colour.

Yeah he was playing Thorburn.

[VladimirIlyich]

Bill Werbeniuk could really sink a few. He wasn't bad at snooker either.

[razor]

8 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Clearly you lot have never watched Terry Griffiths play. One frame he played was being shown in black and white and by the time the frame had finished, the picture was in colour.

Terry: Eddie, it's your turn! 

 

Eddie: I'll be there in a minute...

 

[Creator Supreme]

The answer to the thread title is Fuck All.

[Dr Nowt]

So relieved he didn’t leave it in the massive recycling bin, half full with dry cardboard, instead stuffing it into a tiny one overflowing with wet bags of putrid, decomposing fruit.

 

Had to be a pisstake, which as a result made me chuckle in recognition of the petty spite behind it.

 

[thegreatelephant]