Ryder Cup 2018 Paris

[Captain Turdseye]

Only just realised that this is taking place the weekend I’m away with my bird. Bollocks.

[VladimirIlyich]

Only just realised that this is taking place the weekend I’m away with my bird. Bollocks.

When does it start?

[Captain Turdseye]

When does it start?

It’s 28th-30th of this month.

[JohnnyH]

What did he say?

Nothing that I’m aware of. He exists. And he’s a total fucking twat.

[VladimirIlyich]

It’s 28th-30th of this month.

Great choice of dates when it will be pissing down,freezing and dark by galf past five. A cunning plan I suppose.

[lifetime fan]

“All men die, but not all men live. 
And once again, you make me feel alive this week”.

[Bjornebye]

Get in Molinari 

[Brownie]

Finely poised this session, could go either way.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Finely poised this session, could go either way.

Tight these 3 ties. Mcilroy and Olesen got bummed. 

[Brownie]

The Americans are gonna win the cup quite comfortably, unfortunately. They’re just a better team aren’t they?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Brownie said:

The Americans are gonna win the cup quite comfortably, unfortunately. They’re just a better team aren’t they?

I think so. The Europeans know this course far better and we have some absolute ballers but the Yanks as you say are just that bit better. Mad how many Americans are there too, no home crowd advantage really either. 

[Scott_M]

It’s not going well. 

[Bjornebye]

Yes Fleetwood. 

[Bjornebye]

Get in Fleetwood just rolled in a 25 footer. 

[lifetime fan]

If Rose and Rham can’t win that tie Europe  are fucked. 

[Bjornebye]

3 nil USA 

[Brownie]

3-1 to USA after the first session. Europe have to win this next session.

[Bjornebye]

Big big afternoon now. 

[Stickman]

If they lose this session that's it I'm afraid

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Stickman said:

If they lose this session that's it I'm afraid

It’s done now. 

 

There’s no Medinah here with these sides. 

[Bjornebye]

McIlroy and Poulter 1 down already. Fuck sake. 

[lifetime fan]

There’s no shame in Europe losing.

 

They have a massively weaker team, they do however need to go down fighting. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

There’s no shame in Europe losing.

 

They have a massively weaker team, they do however need to go down fighting. 

We have some big match winners. I do have some faith. We didn't play that bad this morning. McIlroy pisses me off though. Goblin cunt. 

[Chip Butty]

Can we blame Mourinho for Mcllroy being so shit. 

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

We have some big match winners. I do have some faith. We didn't play that bad this morning. McIlroy pisses me off though. Goblin cunt. 

 

You’re building your self up for an even bigger fall mate. 

 

Rose, Donald, Casey, Poulter (as much as some of them are complete cunts) are not going to be able to carry the rookies. 

 

I really like Bjorn but he’s been fucked by the qualifying rankings.