Ryder Cup 2018 Paris

[Captain Turdseye]

Casey fucks it with a spawny half point. 

[Thoth]

Squeaky bum time

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Thoth said:

Squeaky bum time

Can see Poulter fucking the win up here. 3 ahead though, it should be in the bag. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

How do they decide the order is it purely down to the Captains or do the Captains know which order the opposition are going in 

Each captain selects their own order without the other captain knowing.

 

Come on Europe. Fuck the Yank cunts.

[Thoth]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Can see Poulter fucking the win up here. 3 ahead though, it should be in the bag. 

1/2 at least now.. he should win by 2 but fucks the putt up

[Anubis]

Should have picked Deeney. You need a bit of that aggression in these situations. Someone who'll put himself about and disrupt the opposition.

[Hand Shandy]

Poulter is undoubtedly a bit of a dick, but fuck me he always turns up for the Ryder Cup.

[Bjornebye]

Get in Poulter. The Ryder Cup man. 

[Thoth]

All over 

[TheBitch]

On 9/5/2018 at 3:09 PM, Bjornebye said:

I know we have a golf thread but the Ryder Cup deserves it's own.

 

The Americans look very very strong this year and I fancy them to win by a good 4/5 points. The bastards.

 

Garcia in over Wallace is a travesty. Garcia has pedigree in this but his form is abysmal this year.

 

On 9/6/2018 at 8:48 PM, JohnnyH said:

Fucking Ian fucking Poulter. That’s me cheering on America then.

 

On 9/7/2018 at 1:01 PM, Bjornebye said:

It looks like it's going to be a walkover for the yanks. Woods is on fire.

 

On 9/7/2018 at 4:42 PM, Tyler Durden said:

Rory has become a bottler, the US team should walk it.

 

On 9/7/2018 at 4:44 PM, Captain Turdseye said:

Yep. Should be a stroll. All the Yanks are in good form and there’s five rookies on the European team.

 

On 9/28/2018 at 12:04 PM, Brownie said:

The Americans are gonna win the cup quite comfortably, unfortunately. They’re just a better team aren’t they?

 

On 9/28/2018 at 1:13 PM, lifetime fan said:

It’s done now. 

 

There’s no Medinah here with these sides. 

 

 

 

Fucking fannies. 

On 9/28/2018 at 4:43 PM, lifetime fan said:

 

I’ll reluctantly quote this Sunday. 

 

 

I fucking love the Ryder Cup, no way we’re winning it this year. 

 

[Hand Shandy]

And it's done.

 

Fitting that Molinari is the one that ties it up.

 

Outstanding performance from Europe.

[Scott_M]

On 9/28/2018 at 1:41 PM, lifetime fan said:

 

You’re building your self up for an even bigger fall mate. 

 

Rose, Donald, Casey, Poulter (as much as some of them are complete cunts) are not going to be able to carry the rookies. 

 

I really like Bjorn but he’s been fucked by the qualifying rankings. 

Wrong. Again.

 

Donald obviously Europe’s star man.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Get the fuck in. Come on now, lets fucking finish them off.

[3 Stacks]

Easy win. Olesen pumping that cornball Spieth very sweet as well.

[skend04]

That was an epic final day. For an hour or so it looked like a comeback could have been on the cards but we crushed it, that Casey half point was a big one.

C'mon Europe!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Fucking love Poulter.

[Captain Turdseye]

Jesus. Butch Harmon isn’t a fan of Patrick Reed. 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I don't think I'll ever be truly happy with a Ryder Cup win unless America have a chance to half a hole to retain the cup, but all of the European players have trampled up and down on the green beforehand.

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, Agt Provocateur said:

I don't think I'll ever be truly happy with a Ryder Cup win unless America have a chance to half a hole to retain the cup, but all of the European players have trampled up and down on the green beforehand.

Yep. I'll never let that one go. Utterly disgusting behavior by the Yanks.  Any captain with one ounce of decency should have conceded that hole.

[Dr Nowt]

Thirded for just how detestable their behaviour was at Brookline and the fact I’ll gladly nurse that grudge forever.

[Scott_M]

They showed Sam Torrance’s reaction to that on SSN earlier. I bet he’s still fuming about it now!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Fucking icing on the cake with that last game. Europe by 7 points. Who saw that coming ?

[Caramac]

 

That repetitive fanfare type background music seems to be embedded into my head.

Help.

[VladimirIlyich]

Why did they carry on after Molinari won it? I switched off then as it was all pointless. Find it quite ironic how well a united Europe has done in an age (In the UK at least) of anti European sentiment. You'd almost think it's a metaphor for how much better a united european partnership in life in general is versus 'The American Way.'

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Why did they carry on after Molinari won it? I switched off then as it was all pointless. Find it quite ironic how well a united Europe has done in an age (In the UK at least) of anti European sentiment. You'd almost think it's a metaphor for how much better a united european partnership in life in general is versus 'The American Way.'

 

Because they are playing individual match-ups that have already got under way.

 

I do think that even though one side has claimed sufficient points for victory, while there are still matches in progress any celebrations should be away from the course to allow the other players to continue. Once the final match is over, then the players can run onto the greens and celebrate. It's not been anything like as terrible as what happened at Brookline but it's still something that needs to be curbed better than it has been.

 

As for the difference in mentality, the Europeans buy into the team ethic much more readily than the Americans in my view. It's most evident in the foursomes where the European players actively try to set up the next shot for their teammates whereas the Americans are looking to play what would be the best shot for themselves. There is much more discussion and collective agreement on the European side which doesn't come naturally to the Americans.

 

I also get the impression that some of their players resent certain others being there regardless of what good form they're in. Neither Mickelson nor Woods seem like team players and the Ryder Cup format doesn't suit their preferred approaches to playing golf. It is on the PGA and the US Ryder Cup committee to decide whether they want a cohesive and consistent group of lesser names who are more than the sum of their parts, or whether they want their Galacticos to just go out there and show what they can do.