Man City - the new bitters?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's like they don't realise players are tested and that stats prove we don't head any performance tables in regards to fitness, that our players don't get muscle injuries or that their own teams have played a shit load of games in the past and put more miles in. 

[3 Stacks]

Pep has ties to PED's and dubious medical practices while Klopp doesn't, but can't let that get in the way. 

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Do you think 'a few people in the media' are in cahoots with 'the powers that be'?

It goes deep mate. Deep, deep, deep. 
 

Or is that derp, derp, derp.

[Dr Nowt]

A few people in the media told me MegaBlue fucks labradors.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

A few people in the media told me MegaBlue fucks labradors.

 

I’ve always suspected this, very interesting.

[Leyton388]

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

It goes deep mate. Deep, deep, deep. 
 

Or is that derp, derp, derp.

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

A few people in the media told me MegaBlue fucks labradors.

I heard he draws the line at wanking them off.

[Bruce Spanner]

Let’s not give these small time, pathetic prats the vitriol they crave.

 

Its all good, you’re cheats who can’t taking losing because you’re spoilt brats and we’re ok with that.
 

Now fuck off back to league two.

[dockers_strike]

28 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So the media are sitting on this and not reporting it. We make Bond villains look like small rabbits in a butchers.

 

MegaBlue

Sergio Silva said: ↑

Liverpool players are on the PEDs, I’ve been told this by a few people.

They never get injuries. They never get tired. It’s corrupt!

Told by whom mate?

 

Today at 8:01 PM

 

 

• Sergio Silva

  MegaBlue said: ↑

  Told by whom mate?

  A few people in the media.

   

  Today at 8:19 PM

   

   

• MegaBlue

  Sergio Silva said: ↑

  A few people in the media.

  I've always suspected this, very interesting.

Oh, this never get injuries bollocks again. Alisson, Lovren, Matip, Robertson, Fabino Oxlaide Chamberlane to name a few must have pulled sickies this season, the malingering twats!

[Iceman]

We've paid off VAR and got the best PEDs. We run D Wing you slags. 

[littletedwest]

Fucks sake, we are fucked. An everton blog. They've rumbled us

[Elite]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

Fucks sake, we are fucked. An everton blog. They've rumbled us

Can't be any worse than that forummer on here that did a blog about his wife leaving him.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"Very interesting"

 

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Raymond Duck]

39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So the media are sitting on this and not reporting it. We make Bond villains look like small rabbits in a butchers.

 

MegaBlue

Sergio Silva said: ↑

Liverpool players are on the PEDs, I’ve been told this by a few people.

They never get injuries. They never get tired. It’s corrupt!

Told by whom mate?

 

Today at 8:01 PM

 

 

• Sergio Silva

  MegaBlue said: ↑

  Told by whom mate?

  A few people in the media.

   

  Today at 8:19 PM

   

   

• MegaBlue

  Sergio Silva said: ↑

  A few people in the media.

  I've always suspected this, very interesting.

I’ve been told by people in the media that Pep likes to touch young boys in the bum hole. 
 

I’m not saying it true but if is then that would be really bad.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Can't be any worse than that forummer on here that did a blog about his wife leaving him.

 

He was a right weirdo, can't remember who the fuck he was like. Probably doing 18 years now. 

[Harry Squatter]

In Moonraker Drax gets a load of people to breed on his space station that neither NASA or the KGB knew about. He then wants to fire poisonous globes back to earth to kill everyone and then populate earth with his master race. 

 

However, he still hasn't got anything on the power and influence that Liverpool Football Club have over the footballing authorities.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

He was a right weirdo, can't remember who the fuck he was like. Probably doing 18 years now. 

He was a bit of a wum but at the same time baring his private life for all to see.

[littletedwest]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

Can't be any worse than that forummer on here that did a blog about his wife leaving him.

Dont think the gardener can lose us a league title. Fuck me he was bonkers. 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Dont think the gardener can lose us a league title. Fuck me he was bonkers. 

Haha, rep owing. Totally forgot he called her the gardener, like some weird horror film.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Oh I, was he the gardener or was it the gardener his missus was tonking, or was she the gardener. 

[scudger99]

"Told by whom mate ?"

"An unimpeachable source - an Everton taxi driver.  Take it as 100% factual".

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Oh I, was he the gardener or was it the gardener his missus was tonking, or was she the gardener. 

She was the gardener. I don't get the impression he was the romantic type.

 

Poor bitch probably dug her own grave.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

12 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

In Moonraker Drax gets a load of people to breed on his space station that neither NASA or the KGB knew about. He then wants to fire poisonous globes back to earth to kill everyone and then populate earth with his master race. 

 

 

Several of whom now ply their trade for the greatest team the world has ever seen.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

She was the gardener. I don't get the impression he was the romantic type.

Definitely a film in it somewhere. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Definitely a film in it somewhere. 

'Tulips and tombstones'