If Liverpool players were female...

[setreal]

Hendo or Alberto

[Elite]

Whoever voted Shaq is a sick cunt, which is very sick given the context of the thread.

[Herp McDerp]

This is fucking weird, even by the standards of this place.

 

Homophobe

[Fugitive]

This is as bad as Anny Roads hotdogs on his fry up.

[Tom araya]

the Milner one is Fucking hilarious.

[scudger99]

This is as bad as Anny Roads hotdogs on his fry up.

Both are fucking brutal.

[Guest]

This needs a roll call as I have recognised some but not all.

 

Row 1

 

?, Gini Wijnaldum, Andy Robertson?, Trent Alexander-Arnold

 

Row 2

 

Naby Keita, ?, Simon Mignolet, ?

 

Row 3

 

?, Virgil van Dijk, ?, Sadio Mane

 

Row 4

 

James Milner, Daniel Sturridge, Roberto Firmino, Mo Salah?

 

haha is the poll in the same order as the photos?

[Aventus]

Alberta Moreno, Georgina Wijnaldum, Annie Robertson, Trista Alexander-Arnold

 

 

Natalie Keita, Diane Lovren, Simone Mignolet, Xena Shaqiri

 

 

Jordan Henderson, Virginia Van Dijk, Allison Becker, Sadie Mane

 

 

Jane Milner, Danielle Sturridge, Roberta Firmino, Moswen Salah

[Bruce Spanner]

Done worse...

[Thoth]

This is a weird place sometimes

[Bjornebye]

I'd shag Big Virg.

[ZonkoVille77]

Some sick individuals in this world.

[Trumo]

Be interesting if the players themselves saw this.

[dave u]

Gini is a far better looking man than he is woman.

 

Hendo though, daaaaammmnnnn.

[dave u]

Private poll? Booooo.

 

I'm betting the Shaqiri vote was my arl fella. He loves Shaqiri.

[Boss]

Haha it's only private because I don't know how to make it public.

[Iceman]

[Bjornebye]

[Anubis]

Keita looks like Grace Jones.

[Jose Jones]

It's from the LFC subreddit. Boss didn't make that himself, I assume.

Yep, if Boss had made it, it would have been all up skirt photos.

[Boss]

Yep, if Boss had made it, it would have been all up skirt photos.

 

I'll try and get a few pics of the players cocks and run it through faceapp to see what their fannies would look like. 

[setreal]

Who does Salah remind me of? Some kind of actress of singer? Doing my head in right now.

[Jenson]

Bobby could pass for a thirty-something lesbian anyway

[Scrump]

[Johnlj]

I've seen better in Thailand and admittedly much worse aswell.