Kids , a constant worry

[Captain Turdseye]

My daughter is five and even now every night after I’ve brushed my teeth before bed I go into her bedroom and just rest my hand on her back to make sure she’s breathing.

 

I’m sure your girl is fine mate. If they were really concerned they’d have asked you to go back much sooner.

Going for her first ever sleepover at a school friends house tonight. Do you reckon the other kids parents will mind if I just turn up at 11pm to make sure she’s still alive?

[elvis]

Going for her first ever sleepover at a school friends house tonight. Do you reckon the other kids parents will mind if I just turn up at 11pm to make sure she’s still alive?

 

Ha , know the feeling well , I wouldn't be surprised to find a few of my fingernails in my daughter's old coats !

[Champ]

Going for her first ever sleepover at a school friends house tonight. Do you reckon the other kids parents will mind if I just turn up at 11pm to make sure she’s still alive?

Parents, you say? Are you sure he’s not an abuser?

 

I’m just kidding...but you’ll have thought that already, haven’t you?

[Mook]

Fucking Hell, Champ, that was a bit dark.

[Champ]

Fucking Hell, Champ, that was a bit dark.

Haha! There will be definite advantages to bringing up Atilla the Hun!

[Captain Turdseye]

Parents, you say? Are you sure he’s not an abuser?

 

I’m just kidding...but you’ll have thought that already, haven’t you?

The dad’s a step-dad. We had the little girl round ours for tea a while back and she told us that her real dad was “in jail for robbing a bank and trying to kill a man”

 

Mrs Turdseye has got to know the mum a fair bit since then and it turns out the kid was telling the truth!

 

I’m going up to Liverpool tomorrow so I’ve said I’ll pick her up at 9am. I’ll probably be there by quarter past eight.

[Champ]

The dad’s a step-dad. We had the little girl round ours for tea a while back and she told us that her real dad was “in jail for robbing a bank and trying to kill a man”

 

Mrs Turdseye has got to know the mum a fair bit since then and it turns out the kid was telling the truth!

 

I’m going up to Liverpool tomorrow so I’ve said I’ll pick her up at 9am. I’ll probably be there by quarter past eight.

I thought you lived in a country idyll

[Captain Turdseye]

I thought you lived in a country idyll

They live in a tiny little village in the sticks where we send ours to school. I was gobsmacked.

[setreal]

Parents, you say? Are you sure he’s not an abuser?

 

I’m just kidding...but you’ll have thought that already, haven’t you?

 

Did you just watch Happiness by any chance?

[Champ]

Did you just watch Happiness by any chance?

I work in Child Protection

[Elite]

I work in Child Protection

My sister does. Sounds very grim but I applaud those that do.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

Haha! Fuck him. Its only turdseye the Hun!

Quite right