January 2019 Transfer Thread

[sir roger]

I am fluent in Turkish & it basically says he will be leaning on a wall at Melwood by Tuesday

[SasaS]

How many millions in the rhetorical question? Was it yirmi yedi?

[Lee909]

Talk of Origi to Fulham apparently 

 

Surely if that's happening we are in for someone now. Leaving it really thin otherwise 

[Captain Turdseye]

I fucking hate Turkish people. Never met a nice one and I’m comfortable tarring them all with the same brush. 

 

Twats. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The Turkish fella in my local shop always  cheerily calls me "brother", so they're alright by me.

[Thoth]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I fucking hate Turkish people. Never met a nice one and I’m comfortable tarring them all with the same brush. 

 

Twats. 

They are a Delight

[A_S]

Will he arrive at Melwood by Ke-Babelcopter?

[Trumo]

From 2:26 to 4:38.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Thoth said:

OMUR OPEN TO LIVERPOOL

Trabzonspor teenager Abdulkadir Omur would be open to a move to Liverpool.

Jurgen Klopp's side have been linked with the 19-year-old, who has been coined the "Turkish Messi".

Speaking today, Omur said: "Liverpool are a great club, one of the greatest in the world. These offers are something Trabzonspor need to discuss.

"If the club give the go-ahead, talks can be held. The club's interests take precedence. I'll do whatever is in the club's best interests."

This is precisely how I would expect a 19 year old Turkish footballer to speak.

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Can’t say much at this time, but a potential new signing could be boss for us.

 

Bosphorus. 

 

Tell me, does his surname rhyme with femur?

[El Rojo]

Just now, aRdja said:

 

Tell me, does his surname rhyme with femur?

Get your trabs on sir, this kid’s gonna march us to the title. 

[Harry Squatter]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

The Trabzonspor president has reportedly given an interview to Turkish media confirming they’ve received a bid for Omur from a PL club.

 

Anyone speak Turkish who can have a look at this?

 

 

 

 

Ignore the link in the tweet. The relevant part appears to be about 17 minutes into the interview on this page.

 

https://www.aspor.com.tr/webtv/trabzonspor/agaoglu-maas-odemeden-transfere-gidersen

I've been on holiday to Turkey 5 times and this article says that if you want to buy some blag footy tops and Armani shirts they are cheaper than ASDA price and your wife has big tits.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I fucking hate Turkish people. Never met a nice one and I’m comfortable tarring them all with the same brush. 

 

Twats. 

 

[El Rojo]

Seen on Twitter:

If Michael Edwards was handling the Brexit negotiations, the EU would agree to join Great Britain.

 

 

 

 

[aRdja]

Gotta be honest, spent a few minutes scrolling through clips of Omur on YouTube, gotta to say not the easiest to wank over.

 

still a few levels more inspiring than this rubbish.

 

 

I remember trying to convince myself that there’s a player there.

[El Rojo]

In terms of Omur, haven't been as ecstatically happy at the thought of a relatively unheralrded wide player since the glorious days of the first Lazar Markovic links. Before that it was Mark 'The Warrior' Gonzalez.

 

[clockspeed]

12 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

In terms of Omur, haven't been as ecstatically happy at the thought of a relatively unheralrded wide player since the glorious days of the first Lazar Markovic links. Before that it was Mark 'The Warrior' Gonzalez.

 

Before that Jimmy Carter

[Peter Cormack]

And before that Davey Wilson, Peter Thompson‘s supposed replacement

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 minutes ago, Peter Cormack said:

And before that Davey Wilson, Peter Thompson‘s supposed replacement

Thommo outlasted him by 6/7 years.

[Anubis]

Omur has been Pearced. The fucking harbinger of doom saying Klopp unlikely to add to his squad in January.

[Hades]

Sign some massive French lad. 

[Baltar]

Any good central defenders available? We could do with a few about now.

[suzy]

17 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Any good central defenders available? We could do with a few about now.

I thought that a week ago!

[johnsusername]

We could do with a right back with some international experience. Just don't think there are any around though. 

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

We could do with a right back with some international experience. Just don't think there are any around though. 

There must be at least 211.