January 2019 Transfer Thread

[3 Stacks]

Rabiot's a top player in the making but his mom is a serious problem and he's a bit of a twat himself. Depends how many headaches Klopp thinks he can manage and if it's worth it.

 

But talent aside, it's obvious why Klopp would want him. His profile screams "Klopp midfielder". He has insane fitness levels, good technique, can carry the ball, good in the air, physically imposing. He's very complete.

[Guest]

Apparently Kloppo’s been on the blower to Rabiot and it’s on.

I heard he's been on the dog 'n' bone to Rabiot's ma and agent.

[TheHowieLama]

 He has insane fitness levels, good technique, can carry the ball, good in the air, physically imposing. He's very complete.

 

What about his Ma - is she fit?

[Skrtel Milk]

What about his Ma - is she fit?

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

What about his girlfriend then?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Groot

[Skrtel Milk]

The internet says 'unknown' and no photo available.

[TheHowieLama]

Shes perfect.

[Bad Red Bull]

Rabiot autocorrected to Savior in my phone so it's definitely on! :P

 

Rabiot and Fekir both will have 6 months remaining on their contracts come Jan. Imagine getting them both for the fee we agreed to pay Lyon for Fekir this summer. Quality additions without blowing our budget. We can all dream!

[Lee909]

Think Fekir has another year

[El Dangerous]

Which is the 'ma?

[Josef Svejk]

Which is the 'ma?

The one in the middle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(And, yes, I wood.)

[Bjornebye]

Not arsed about Fekir anymore. I'd like Rabiot but would prefer Pulisic. 

 

Sign Joaquin. 

[Trumo]

I heard he's been on the dog 'n' bone to Rabiot's ma and agent.

 

Klopp hasn't, but Levy at Spurs has. Apparently, she won't stop talking and he's sitting there wondering why won't she give it a rest. It's just non-stop "Rabiot, Rabiot, Rabiot..."

[Dr Nowt]

Not arsed about Fekir anymore. I'd like Rabiot but would prefer Pulisic.

 

Sign Joaquin.

All about Michael Tonge for me.

 

Him, Christian Tello and the albino playing for Derby.

[Bjornebye]

All about Michael Tonge for me.

 

Him, Christian Tello and the albino playing for Derby.

Hughes is a boss player

[TheHowieLama]

 It's just non-stop "Rabiot, Rabiot, Rabiot..."

All we hear is Rabiot ga ga

Rabiot goo goo

Rabiot ga ga

[Josef Svejk]

Simoa is onboard and incoming...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Rabiot's a top player in the making but his mom is a serious problem and he's a bit of a twat himself. Depends how many headaches Klopp thinks he can manage and if it's worth it.

 

But talent aside, it's obvious why Klopp would want him. His profile screams "Klopp midfielder". He has insane fitness levels, good technique, can carry the ball, good in the air, physically imposing. He's very complete.

Is his Ma on FM?

[El Dangerous]

Is his Ma on FM?

No but she's wired for sound.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No but she's wired for sound.

Big speakers?

[Barnesey]

The albino playing for Derby now plays for Watford

[Scooby Dudek]

The one in the middle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(And, yes, I wood.)

a treesome ?

[razor]

Rabiot's a top player in the making but his mom is a serious problem.

 

Are you saying he's inconsistent?  You can't expect him to get Man of the Match every game.  That is what you're saying, isn't it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Are you saying he's inconsistent? You can't expect him to get Man of the Match every game. That is what you're saying, isn't it?

He's saying his mum gave him the Spanish archer.