West Ham(h)-PL Match Thread

[suzy]

Upset so much?

 

Nah. Just mildly annoying to continually get half way through a sentence you've read a thousand times. Hence the polite request.

I know you were polite but others have moaned and negged! It doesn’t bother me in the slightest but each to their own!

[Anubis]

Fabinho allegedly left training with a knock today. May not be available for Sunday.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Fabinho allegedly left training with a knock today. May not be available for Sunday.

Hmn. It's not like he's off to a flier anyway.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hmn. It's not like he's off to a flier anyway.

Written him off already, eh? Typical Numero negativity.

[Captain Turdseye]

AoT, were you married to your wife at the time of the ‘06 cup final?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Written him off already, eh? Typical Numero negativity.

You know, I do feel a bit negative towards him. Not because I think he's shit, but I don't think he's dynamic and agile enough, buying do like some of what he does. Maybe he's just taking time to adjust. It's quite the step up in fitness and play type.

[3 Stacks]

Fabinho's a very good player. Once he settles he'll make it look easy.

[Dr Nowt]

Why do these signatures upset people so much?

NV is a megalomaniacal lunatic and fingers badgers.

 

Just my opinion, happy to disagree.

[Numero Veinticinco]

No disagreement. Although at this point, it's more fisting than fingering.

[an tha]

We get an unusually high mumber of muscle injuries.

 

No Fabinho would mean a massively undercooked Henderson starting then I assume.

 

 

 

Sent from my mobi typed using my fingers.

[Tony Moanero]

another PL season

Same competition, different name.

[Dr Nowt]

No disagreement. Although at this point, it's more fisting than fingering.

They build up a tolerance after a while, don’t they.

[setreal]

Why do these signatures upset people so much?

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER

[Numero Veinticinco]

They build up a tolerance after a while, don’t they.

No. Racist as fuck.

[sir roger]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER

 

NEITHER DO I

 

Sent from my Nokia 3310 drug dealer phone

[Tony Moanero]

Really looking forward to this. Will probably check the result sometime before the clocks go back.

[KMD7]

If we score more goals than the opposition in every game we play, we have a chance of winning the league.

Just as long as we concede less goals than the opposition in every game as well, or something.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

AoT, were you married to your wife at the time of the ‘06 cup final?

Oh yes.

 

She went back to stay with her folks in Dagenham for the weekend, because she couldn't stand the thought of being in Liverpool for the Final.  (I stayed here and watched it in the pub.)  Her dad and one of her brothers went to the Final.  Her other brother had all the rest of the family round to watch the match.  As the clock ticked towards 90 minutes, he taunted the football gods by saying "I can't believe we're going to win the FA Cup."  She says she barely had time to scream "SHUT UP YOU DICKHEAD" before... well, we all know what happened next.  

 

She still blames her brother for that.

 

Also, she's still cross at me for it.  She thinks it's just being selfish, because we've won loads of trophies, we should have let them have at least that one.

[lifetime fan]

That’s brilliant Mal.

[an tha]

Oh yes.

 

She went back to stay with her folks in Dagenham for the weekend, because she couldn't stand the thought of being in Liverpool for the Final. (I stayed here and watched it in the pub.) Her dad and one of her brothers went to the Final. Her other brother had all the rest of the family round to watch the match. As the clock ticked towards 90 minutes, he taunted the football gods by saying "I can't believe we're going to win the FA Cup." She says she barely had time to scream "SHUT UP YOU DICKHEAD" before... well, we all know what happened next.

 

She still blames her brother for that.

 

Also, she's still cross at me for it. She thinks it's just being selfish, because we've won loads of trophies, we should have let them have at least that one.

They shared the charity shield with us in 1964...what more do they want!

[suzy]

I think we’ll win convincingly

[Anubis]

After reading about Mal's wife we must show no mercy on Sunday and deliver another trouncing so that his weekend ends in misery, with no Sunday roast, only Kraft Cheese Singles butties for tea.

[El Rojo]

'We are Rocky Balboa, not Ivan Drago.'

 

Jurgen in his presser just now. What a man.

 

'We have to be like Rocky.'

[niallers]

'We are Rocky Balboa, not Ivan Drago.'

 

Jurgen in his presser just now. What a man.

 

'We have to be like Rocky.'

Bitters will be fuuuuming. Isn't rocky one theirs?

[aws]

Nine times out of ten Drago wins that fight.