The Jurgen Klopp appreciation society

[Remmie]

Who do you think would be the better lover: Milner or Klopp? 

[Elite]

Just now, Remmie said:

Who do you think would be the better lover: Milner or Klopp? 

Klopp would go fast, full of flair but leave himself open at the back.

 

Milner would put his Miners helmet on and give a consistent, steady performance.

[Champ]

23 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Apparently Jurgen vetoed a Manchester City or Being Liverpool type behind-the-scenes atrocity being filmed at the club this season.

 

Starting to think this fella can't do any wrong.

Will he be the dumper or the dumpee?

 

Its hard to imagine a time when the collective view will be that his time here is done

[El Rojo]

Just now, Champ said:

Will he be the dumper or the dumpee?

 

Its hard to imagine a time when the collective view will be that his time here is done

Nobody is bigger than the Klopp.

[Champ]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Who do you think would be the better lover: Milner or Klopp? 

I thought I had an immediate answer and then remembered Klopp has a beard. Ah, well...

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

I thought I had an immediate answer and then remembered Klopp has a beard. Ah, well...

He's had his teeth whitened, so he's putting some extra effort in 

[Remmie]

You'd have to imagine Milner aka thrillhouse is an old school wham, bam thank you ma'am type, whereas Klopp would really work the charm and draw out the foreplay. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You'd have to imagine Milner aka thrillhouse is an old school wham, bam thank you ma'am type, whereas Klopp would really work the charm and draw out the foreplay. 

Loved a line in one of the Liverpool books, I think it was "Here we go gathering cups in may" when they described Rafa as a "kecks off, straight to it" kind of guy after he won the european cup 10 months after taking over. 

 

 

Actually, Col - Can I have my fucking books back 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Klopp is ace.

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/community/319347-jurgen-klopp-alder-hey-lfc-foundation

 

"How did you become an Evertonian? Did you fall from a tree or what?"

[suzy]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Klopp is ace.

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/community/319347-jurgen-klopp-alder-hey-lfc-foundation

 

"How did you become an Evertonian? Did you fall from a tree or what?"

Already done in the other Jurgen thread!

[Jairzinho]

45 minutes to save his job.

[A_S]

3 years since the great man joined Liverpool! It'll be a damn travesty if he doesn't win a major trophy in his time with the club, as he absolutely deserves it for what he has done even so far. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I love the guy. He, like all managers, isn’t perfect. He is fucking perfect for Liverpool, though. We have improved dramatically under him. We just need to get across the line. 

[Lee909]

You get the feeling if he can get one trophy then plenty more will follow.

Good thing is we now look capable of doing it the dirty way of soaking up some pressure and winning 1-0

[Grinch]

It’s amazing the team he’s built with such little money.  To even be close to competing with Chelsea, City and Utd is an achievement in itself.  Especially after the shitshow Rodgers left him with.

 

A team that’s been great to watch, full of likeable players and the man himself is top class.

[Karl_b]

The football is great and all that but the maroon cap he's recently started wearing is tremendous. I can't find it to buy on the store's website, which bothers me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Grinch said:

It’s amazing the team he’s built with such little money.  To even be close to competing with Chelsea, City and Utd is an achievement in itself.  Especially after the shitshow Rodgers left him with.

 

A team that’s been great to watch, full of likeable players and the man himself is top class.

I think it was at the end of Rodgers' last season that there was a thread about which members of the squad didn't need to be binned and replaced as a matter of urgency.  Most people could barely name 2 or 3 who they wouldn't personally drive to the airport. 

 

We've come a long way. 

[Tj hooker]

3 years today this guy took over the reigns and just when you think you can't love this legend enough who does he give an exclusive interview to .

 

The big Issue North what an absolute fantastic guy we have in charge of our club .

[Grinch]

3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I think it was at the end of Rodgers' last season that there was a thread about which members of the squad didn't need to be binned and replaced as a matter of urgency.  Most people could barely name 2 or 3 who they wouldn't personally drive to the airport. 

 

We've come a long way. 

 

We’ve managed to get most of them to the airport thankfully.   Just a few left that won’t be lasting much longer.

 

Coutinho’s the only one we miss in the slightest too.

[Chip Butty]

Half decent, for a Jerry. 

[Bjornebye]

If he win the title this year I fully expect The Kop to be renamed The Klopp 

[Kevin D]

The NBC commentary and pundits were suitably outraged to see him running onto the pitch and I agree with them completely. No place for that type of thing.

[manwiththestick]

I'd hate it if an opposition manager did it but fuck it, I loved it at the time.

To be fair it looked like he apologised to Silva afterwards.

[suzy]

16 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I'd hate it if an opposition manager did it but fuck it, I loved it at the time.

To be fair it looked like he apologised to Silva afterwards.

He did and he did in his Sky interview later 

[Ginny]

I WANT KLOPP INSIDE ME