Lolly Ices

[Oh Buoy]

33 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Best: Magnum, Tangle Twister, 99, Solero

Good: Feast, Maltesers, Fab, Cornetto 

Average:  Fruit Pastilles, Zzap, Calippo, Rocket

Bad: Mini Milk, Jubbly, Ribena, Nobbly Bobbly

 

Almost Tony, almost. 

 

Best: Magnum, Cornetto, 99 (depending on Ice Cream Man), Feast

Good: Calippo, Twiser, Teasers, Jubbly

Average: Pastilles, Fab, Ribena, Zzap

Bad: Mini Milk, Rocket, Solero, Nobbly Bobbly

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Name an ice lolly that isn't? Twister are probably the most satisfying, ribbed for extra pleasure.

Funny foot?

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Funny foot?

You've obviously never been to St Helen's, it's the local fetish.

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

You've obviously never been to St Helen's, it's the local fetish.

Au contraire, I have relations in St Helen's and have been there a number of times. It is a fucking shithole.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Au contraire, I have relations in St Helen's and have been there a number of times. It is a fucking shithole.

Haha, I know mate.

[cloggypop]

Liverpool Echo is full of bad wools 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

With alcoholic beverages I hope 

 

Cider works well mate. I keep away from those horrible syrups and just use fresh fruit liquidised and then frozen into ice cubes. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Liverpool Echo is full of bad wools 

 

 

I grew up in Prescot, right near there. We called them lolly ices as kids. I'm a bad wool. L postcode though so fuck off 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I grew up in Prescot, right near there. We called them lolly ices as kids. I'm a bad wool. L postcode though so fuck off 

I bet you didn't even get the HMHB reference 

[lifetime fan]

11 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp

 

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

 

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home

 

The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues.

 

And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets.

 

Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help.

 

But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is.

 

Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.

 

She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

 

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage."

 

Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.

 

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals.

 

"My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. 

 

"A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice."

 

This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently.

 

In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that.

 

She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.

 

The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock."

 

Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas.

 

The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.

 

 

Frigid fucks. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

How thick would you have to be to stick a hoover up your clunge! 

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp

 

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

 

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home

 

The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues.

 

And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets.

 

Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help.

 

But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is.

 

Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.

 

She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

 

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage."

 

Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.

 

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals.

 

"My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. 

 

"A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice."

 

This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently.

 

In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that.

 

She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.

 

The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock."

 

Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas.

 

The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.

 

What a remarkably easy thread to masturbate to. Come on ladies,at least give us a challenge. Vaginas and Lolly Ices,an easy thread to fab to.

[Stouffer]

17 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Best: Magnum, Tangle Twister, 99, Solero

Good: Feast, Maltesers, Fab, Cornetto 

Average:  Fruit Pastilles, Zzap, Calippo, Rocket

Bad: Mini Milk, Jubbly, Ribena, Nobbly Bobbly

 

 

No Wall's Lemonade Sparkle T?

 

 

C'mon man.

[Tony Moanero]

30 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

No Wall's Lemonade Sparkle T?

 

 

C'mon man.

Lemonade Sparkle is one of my favourites, but I just included the ones that are in the thing Stig posted. I’ll do a proper one later.

[Bjornebye]

Said it on here before but the icey van on the pier head sells these and they are fucking glorious. Its worth the queue 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

7 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

How thick would you have to be to stick a hoover up your clunge! 

In a vacuum no one can hear you scream.

[Tony Moanero]

My definitive list of stuff, past and present, from the icey

 

Best

Lord Toffinham, Lemonade Sparkle, Lyons Maid Strawberry Mivvi, Lyons Maid Cider Quencher, Magnum (Classic or White), Walls Tongue Twister

 

Good

Mint Feast, Tangle Twister, Wall’s Choc Ice, Pineapple Mivvi, Wall’s Jelly Jumbo, Lyons Maid Banaman

 

Average

Cherry Brandy, Fab, Zaap, Fruit Pastilles, Lyons Maid Zoom, Cola Quencher, Cornetto

 

Bad

Jubbly, Mini Milk, Nobbly Bobbly, Funny Feet, Calippo, Lyons Maid Orange Maid

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

My definitive list of stuff, past and present, from the icey

 

Best

Lord Toffinham, Lemonade Sparkle, Lyons Maid Strawberry Mivvi, Lyons Maid Cider Quencher, Magnum (Classic or White), Walls Tongue Twister

 

Good

Mint Feast, Tangle Twister, Wall’s Choc Ice, Pineapple Mivvi, Wall’s Jelly Jumbo, Lyons Maid Banaman

 

Average

Cherry Brandy, Fab, Zaap, Fruit Pastilles, Lyons Maid Zoom, Cola Quencher, Cornetto

 

Bad

Jubbly, Mini Milk, Nobbly Bobbly, Funny Feet, Calippo, Lyons Maid Orange Maid

Jesus wept. Where were you brought up mate? Aleppo? 

[Stouffer]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

My definitive list of stuff, past and present, from the icey

 

Best

Lord Toffinham, Lemonade Sparkle, Lyons Maid Strawberry Mivvi, Lyons Maid Cider Quencher, Magnum (Classic or White), Walls Tongue Twister

 

Good

Mint Feast, Tangle Twister, Wall’s Choc Ice, Pineapple Mivvi, Wall’s Jelly Jumbo, Lyons Maid Banaman

 

Average

Cherry Brandy, Fab, Zaap, Fruit Pastilles, Lyons Maid Zoom, Cola Quencher, Cornetto

 

Bad

Jubbly, Mini Milk, Nobbly Bobbly, Funny Feet, Calippo, Lyons Maid Orange Maid

My Mrs. Reckons you're wrong but I'm with you all the way there Tone.

[lifetime fan]

I love how fucking wrong Tone is at times but you can’t take offence. 

[Bjornebye]

Tony stop liking posts on here and get to the fucking draft thread ! 

[cloggypop]

Lord Toffingham was the best of all time. 

 

Well, either that or Sticky Swisho. 

[Pureblood]

I've never had a bad Calippo.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

43 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I've never had a bad Calippo.  

That’s because there’s no such thing.

[Jairzinho]

Tony's been at the Ice Cream van from Twin Town.